The Dutchman

From a retired teacher, enjoy!

1) - This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly, age 6)

2) - Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)

3) - If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent. (Mike, age 7)

4) - Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend any more. (Kylie, age 6)

5) - A dolphin breathes through an asshole on the top of its head. (Billy, age 8)

6) - My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6)

7) - When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean. Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)

8) - Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
(Helen, age 6)

9) - I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy, age 6)

10) - Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves in to chargers. (Christopher, age 7)

11) - When you go swimming in the ocean, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin, age 6)

12) - Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age 8)

13) - On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her big fat ass. (Julie, age 7)

14) - The ocean is made up of water and fish. Why the fish don't drown I don't know. ( Bob by, age 6)

15) - My dad was a sailor on the ocean. He knows all about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom. (James, age 7)

MrEd Loc: Georgia

Remember Art Linkletter and kids say the darnedest things???? A couple of these remind me of the kid that told on his Daddy for playing with the maid.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Oh my...... I am still laughing!!!! This was great.

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

Conservatives Produce Dysfunctional Children

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-scientific-fundamentalist/201003/why-liberals-are-more-intelligent-conservatives

permafrost Loc: Minnesota

Good one Ed, we need a laugh... :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

son of witless

Liberal posters are less intelligent than Conservative posters. Liberal posters post articles that they label with what ever point they wish to make. However nowhere in the article does the article actually say that point. Liberal posters do not read the pieces they cite, very closely.

Liberals produce dysfunctional postings.

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

Not only that, they overproduce. But, I guess it keeps their abortion clinics open.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

I read that load of crap. Tell me, what do YOU consider a dysfunctional child??
One who can take care of themself? One with an education who can shoe your horse, fix your car, plumbing, electricity, out shoot you at the skeet range, etc. And manage your money, and do your taxes?
You have no clue what you are talking about. Your blog post is just opinionated bullshit. Just give up...it aint workin for your pathetic, bitter ass!!

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

I take it both your father and mother were passionate conservatives! The study was correct!

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Wrong again dumbass!!

The Dutchman

Raylan Wolfe wrote:
I take it both your father and mother were passionate conservatives! The study was correct!



Arch, All you do by even replying to these liberals is feed their egos. They have absolutely nothing worthwhile to post, all they do is put out a bunch of bovine excrement in hopes someone will reply....

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Yeah, I know. I find them amusing though.
I don't even feel bad when I respond to the mentally challenged.
Retards need to learn too!!
:-P :-D

The Dutchman

But the ones in here are incapable!

Raylan Wolfe Loc: earth

#2

Boo_Boo Loc: Jellystone

I do like to mess with some of them at times, but after an exchange or two, they bore me. :thumbup: :thumbup: