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Hillary Clinton is moving to New Zealand!!
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May 9, 2018 08:58:26   #
CodyCoonhound Loc: Redbone Country
 
cold iron wrote:
This morning on the news was a story that Hillary Clinton is moving to New Zealand!! wow She must be worried she is going to jail. cool.


Already making "jokes" about her choice of burial places.

Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'

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May 9, 2018 09:08:50   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
CodyCoonhound wrote:
Already making "jokes" about her choice of burial places.

Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
Already making "jokes" about her choice... (show quote)


Lololololo, very good!!! Off to others as well!! Thank You...

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May 9, 2018 09:37:30   #
Mike Easterday
 
And again she will avoid a proper punishment.

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May 9, 2018 09:54:09   #
Babsan
 
cold iron wrote:
This morning on the news was a story that Hillary Clinton is moving to New Zealand!! wow She must be worried she is going to jail. cool.


Great move.Looks like she knows it is jail time waiting,finally

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May 9, 2018 10:00:14   #
bahmer
 
cold iron wrote:
This morning on the news was a story that Hillary Clinton is moving to New Zealand!! wow She must be worried she is going to jail. cool.


Come on we couldn't all be that blessed now could we?

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May 9, 2018 11:24:38   #
boatbob2
 
WE cant be that lucky,,,can we?????

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May 9, 2018 11:26:49   #
ldsuttonjr Loc: ShangriLa
 
lindajoy wrote:
Omg!!!! Lolololololololll


I hope she takes Broomstick 1 with her? Boeings best for the witch of the West!



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May 9, 2018 11:32:56   #
bahmer
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
I hope she takes Broomstick 1 with her? Boeings best for the witch of the West!


I would highly recommend swimming to relieve her stiff cramped muscles in the ocean in about five to eight feet of water. White sharks are known as the garbage cans of the oceans and what better garbage to put in those cans than Hillary.

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May 9, 2018 11:41:29   #
Big dog
 
bahmer wrote:
I would highly recommend swimming to relieve her stiff cramped muscles in the ocean in about five to eight feet of water. White sharks are known as the garbage cans of the oceans and what better garbage to put in those cans than Hillary.

Great white sharks are endangered, WHY would you want to poison them with that bag of hag ?

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May 9, 2018 11:49:52   #
cold iron Loc: White House
 
ldsuttonjr wrote:
I hope she takes Broomstick 1 with her? Boeings best for the witch of the West!


Nice ride!

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May 9, 2018 11:50:51   #
Mr Shako Loc: Colo Spgs
 
CodyCoonhound wrote:
Already making "jokes" about her choice of burial places.

Hillary Clinton goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While she is on a tour of Jerusalem she suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the Americans accompanying her, "You can have her shipped home for $50,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land for just $100".

The Americans go into a corner to discuss for a few minutes. They return with their answer to the undertaker and tell him they want Hillary shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $50,000 to ship her home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $100?

The American diplomats reply, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk.'
Already making "jokes" about her choice... (show quote)


Clever!

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May 9, 2018 11:53:49   #
mactheknife
 
cold iron wrote:
This morning on the news was a story that Hillary Clinton is moving to New Zealand!! wow She must be worried she is going to jail. cool.


I hope not, NZ is too nice a place to be polluted by her. Anyhow, I believe that an extradition agreement with NZ.

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May 9, 2018 11:56:31   #
bahmer
 
Big dog wrote:
Great white sharks are endangered, WHY would you want to poison them with that bag of hag ?


It would only be one white shark sheeesh.

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May 9, 2018 11:59:59   #
Big dog
 
bahmer wrote:
It would only be one white shark sheeesh.


Well, okay, as long as it's a male shark.

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May 9, 2018 12:04:29   #
bahmer
 
Big dog wrote:
Well, okay, as long as it's a male shark.


OK we will put out a call to all male sharks to come for Hillary.

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