woodpeckers
Apr 29, 2018 12:36:41 #
Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker were arguing about which place had the toughest trees.
The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Californian woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable.
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
The Hawaiian woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Californian woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The Californian woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely unpeckable.
The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaiian woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the Californian woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the Californian tree, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they both came to the same conclusion - your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
Apr 29, 2018 13:01:11 #
badbobby wrote:
Hawaiian woodpecker and a Californian woodpecker w... (show quote)
OOOOhhhhh man I wouldn't know about that because I am as pure as the wind driven snow.
Apr 29, 2018 13:30:48 #
bahmer wrote:
OOOOhhhhh man I wouldn't know about that because I am as pure as the wind driven snow.
Yeahhh, riiight.
Apr 29, 2018 13:48:40 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeahhh, riiight.
Are you doubting me boyish charm and innocent smile there laddy?
Apr 29, 2018 13:59:48 #
bahmer wrote:
Are you doubting me boyish charm and innocent smile there laddy?
No doubt about it, your 'driven snow' is all yellow.
Apr 29, 2018 14:01:31 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
No doubt about it, your 'driven snow' is all yellow.
You wouldn't be bassing my purity based on your own now would ya?
Apr 29, 2018 16:40:15 #
bahmer wrote:
You wouldn't be bassing my purity based on your own now would ya?
Of course not. Yours could never compare with mine.
Apr 29, 2018 16:45:16 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Of course not. Yours could never compare with mine.
Have you heard anything from Slats lately?
Apr 29, 2018 16:54:23 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
No doubt about it, your 'driven snow' is all yellow.
I am not from down there in Texas, I am from up north, and our snow is all pristine white.
Apr 29, 2018 17:25:34 #
PoppaGringo wrote:
Yeahhh, riiight.
well Papi is alive
where you been hidin Papi?
did you get the axe again?
Apr 29, 2018 17:26:57 #
bahmer wrote:
You wouldn't be bassing my purity based on your own now would ya?
Papi ain't no bass fisherman bahm---"bassing"
Apr 29, 2018 17:28:54 #
badbobby wrote:
Papi ain't no bass fisherman bahm---"bassing"
I don't proof read to well. You may have gathered that.
Apr 29, 2018 17:29:01 #
bahmer wrote:
I am not from down there in Texas, I am from up north, and our snow is all pristine white.
it ain't what color it is when it falls that matters bahm
it's the color after something falls on it that matters
Apr 29, 2018 17:30:13 #
bahmer wrote:
I don't proof read to well. You may have gathered that.
thas okay
makes my pickin on you easier
Apr 29, 2018 17:31:18 #
badbobby wrote:
Papi ain't no bass fisherman bahm---"bassing"
Should have been baseing I guess.
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