Border Patrol
Feb 20, 2014 21:27:28 #
working class stiff wrote:
Thank you, gents and ladies, for making me laugh.
Es hat mir viel spass gemacht.
Es hat mir viel spass gemacht.
Ta tu an-faulted rom hat!
Feb 20, 2014 21:29:39 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Old_Gringo wrote:
That is because you are a Texan, not an ersatz kraut. :lol:
I would tell you I can speak every language but Greek...but they're all Greek to me. :shock:
Feb 20, 2014 21:30:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
SEMPER FI, Salty!
That's good to know, but AuntiE...in her benevolence, will find need of my services as a food taster for the asylum. :mrgreen:
I'm hoping so, anyway! :oops:
That's good to know, but AuntiE...in her benevolence, will find need of my services as a food taster for the asylum. :mrgreen:
I'm hoping so, anyway! :oops:
You obviously imbibed beverages and/or other mind altering substances to believe such a thing. :shock: :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2014 21:30:35 #
slatten49 wrote:
SEMPER FI, Salty!
That's good to know, but AuntiE...in her benevolence, will find need of my services as a food taster for the asylum. :mrgreen:
I'm hoping so, anyway! :oops:
That's good to know, but AuntiE...in her benevolence, will find need of my services as a food taster for the asylum. :mrgreen:
I'm hoping so, anyway! :oops:
Well as long as she isn't using you as a food taster because of suspected spoiled, or poisoned food.
Feb 20, 2014 21:33:51 #
Old_Gringo wrote:
Well as long as she isn't using you as a food taster because of suspected spoiled, or poisoned food.
You are coming very close to an edge here. Do you perceive I would allow ANY food to harm my "Asylum Mates"? Are you insinuating I would be neglectful of my confederates dietary issues? hunf: :?: :hunf: :evil:
Feb 20, 2014 21:34:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
I would tell you I can speak every language but Greek...but they're all Greek to me. :shock:
Believe it or not, but when I was married to the good Dr., I spoke broken, but passable Greek. Before she would marry me, she made me go to Greek school so I could converse with HER family and friends. Now I cannot only not speak it any longer, I can no longer even read it.
Feb 20, 2014 21:38:14 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
You obviously imbibed beverages and/or other mind altering substances to believe such a thing. :shock: :mrgreen:
Is that a maybe? :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2014 21:39:48 #
AuntiE wrote:
You are coming very close to an edge here. Do you perceive I would allow ANY food to harm my "Asylum Mates"? Are you insinuating I would be neglectful of my confederates dietary issues? hunf: :?: :hunf: :evil:
No. no, no, no, AuntiE. You are misperceiving my intent. I'm afraid anything I say will be misconstrued, so I shall remain mum. Which is probably a wise decision on my part.
Feb 20, 2014 21:42:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Is that a maybe? :mrgreen:
I think maybe I had best keep my mouth shut. It might behoove you to so the same before we both end up in really, really deep yogurt. I am already having difficulty breathing, it is up to my nostrils now.
Feb 20, 2014 21:49:05 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Old_Gringo wrote:
I think maybe I had best keep my mouth shut. It might behoove you to so the same before we both end up in really, really deep yogurt. I am already having difficulty breathing, it is up to my nostrils now.
You're probably right, Salty, but I would come out of retirement for such a sweet position. :thumbup: I have seen her culinary offerings! :mrgreen:
Feb 20, 2014 21:53:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
You're probably right, Salty, but I would come out of retirement for such a sweet position. :thumbup: I have seen her culinary offerings! :mrgreen:
Well, I might do the same if I were so disposed to sweets of all types. But then being as sour as I am, they just wouldn't take to me.
Feb 20, 2014 21:54:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
You're probably right, Salty, but I would come out of retirement for such a sweet position. :thumbup: I have seen her culinary offerings! :mrgreen:
Both of you insinuated a food taster would be needed, because the culinary treats are questionable. The "Asylum Director/Auntie" is NOT happy. :twisted: :hunf: :evil:
Feb 20, 2014 21:57:35 #
AuntiE wrote:
Both of you insinuated a food taster would be needed, because the culinary treats are questionable. The "Asylum Director/Auntie" is NOT happy. :twisted: :hunf: :evil:
The "Asylum Director" just made a believer out of me.
Feb 20, 2014 22:04:46 #
Boo_Boo
Loc: Jellystone
AuntiE wrote:
Did you offend our Ginny? Geez....I just set up her space. :hunf:
No not at all. I am in class tonight and am sneaking responses. Prof is boring and I have to do something to stay awake. He has one of those monotone voices.... "it was discovered that there were 3000 different species of hominids living in............." Need the course, so I am going back to trying to pay attention.
Feb 20, 2014 22:21:25 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Both of you insinuated a food taster would be needed, because the culinary treats are questionable. The "Asylum Director/Auntie" is NOT happy. :twisted: :hunf: :evil:
It would appear that the cat in the photo has been the taster for the asylum. He/she seems a bit on the 'well fed' side of healthy. :lol:
The food in the asylum must be excellent! :thumbup:
Maybe another position...Jr. Executive Assistant? :mrgreen:
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