badbobby Loc: texas

I have some important questions to ask, and I'd really like an answer, if you've got one. Because I'm at the end of my tether. These damn questions have been haunting me all my life. For example, have you ever wondered...?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?








Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dying?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him
?Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with high hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a thread a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

'Cause. :sm04 :

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

You really have to much time on your hands,huh Bobby??

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

I am as thoroughly perplexed as you.

However, in regards to this query, "Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?". So do old men.

badbobby Loc: texas

thank you professor

badbobby Loc: texas

can't argue your point Papi

bggamers Loc: georgia

with all these question running around in your head do you have time for work OR a life or do you rest under a tree all day thinking about QUESTIONS????????????????????

CD

Very interesting questions. I have wondered about some of them myself. Let me know if you get any answers.

badbobby Loc: texas

mostly I think of beautiful women
when I;m resting under a tree
and other times

mongo Loc: TEXAS

So did your good buddy Rumpelstiltskin!

SEMPER FI

badbobby Loc: texas

you're gettin there Mongo

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

'Cause.

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

👍

PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.

Shoot fire. I thought he was Rumpelstiltskin in disguise.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm fairly certain Rumpelstiltskin wasn't quite so old.