badbobby Loc: texas

see ladies,I'm not all bad

The Last Laugh Is Reserved for the Ladies!

Here are some words of advice and comfort for all you ladies


1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.


2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.


3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.




4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.


5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.


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6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.


7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.


8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.


9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.


10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.


11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.


12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.


13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.


14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.


15.Sadly ,all men are created equal

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'ma guessing you got this list from Mrs. BB's speaking from her experiences from a lifetime with you.

badbobby Loc: texas

that would be logical thinking

PLT Sarge Loc: Alabama

Love it. My dear wife were totally opposite. She didn't drink, cuss or smoke. I'm 6'2 she was 4'11. She was the boss. She could chew your ass out, never cuss or raise her voice. We had disagreements. I would state my point and she would state hers. I would go outside, run a fence line, cut wood or work in the shop. After awhile we would talk again. Dam, 98.9 percent of the time she was right. Would like to add one thing to your list if I may ? A man and a woman argue for two different reasons. A man argues to state a point. A woman argues to win, and they will win. So guys, just learn to say yes Ma'am.

wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia

Yes sir!

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

😂😂😅😅🙃🙃😭😂


Well Bobbi, you have outdone yourself!!

All of them true too....~~Well most, well ok some~~

Loves ya I do!!!

A little something for you too...

Girls can't be football coaches cuz they'd rearrange all the x's and o's in the playbook to be xoxoxoxo 💋💕💕

kankune Loc: Iowa

Awww...ok I'm throwing out the magic brew.(well, maybe I'll save just a teeny, tiny bit) 😁😁 Just gotta love ya...ya little brat. 💘💘💘

kankune Loc: Iowa

Sarge...you are a very, very wise man. ⚘⚘

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

BB, most enjoyable post I've read yet on OPP and so were the replies. Funny, witty half truths, and snazzy come backs. Made my day for sure, thanks. Felt like I was on active duty again surrounded by my best buds.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

We must argue to win look at you men arguing to make a point~~ If we don’t win that means your point was right.... lololl

Very sound advice, Sarge...

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Great post from BB, you are so right!!

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

For you, just a little ammo I found on my 'travels':

https://thoughtcatalog.com/lorenzo-jensen-iii/2015/07/17-ways-that-science-proves-women-are-superior-to-men/

badbobby Loc: texas

yep
always have the last word

badbobby Loc: texas

what was the authoress's name Larry?

Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX

Ouch, that stung. If I could use both sides of my brain at the same time, like a woman can, instead of switching from right lobe to left lobe, we wouldn't be outsmarted. But I wouldn't want it any other way. Vive la difference.