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Jan 17, 2018 08:35:32   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Simple home remedies


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE
THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A
LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME
NIGHT

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Jan 17, 2018 10:38:07   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
I can see how these would really work. LOL

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Jan 17, 2018 12:18:38   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Simple home remedies


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE
THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A
LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME
NIGHT
Simple home remedies br br br THESE REALLY WOR... (show quote)


About #2: The bathtub is easier. Just sayin.....

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Jan 17, 2018 12:23:20   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
archie bunker wrote:
About #2: The bathtub is easier. Just sayin.....


Oh yah arch?
You might want to take a bath

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Jan 17, 2018 12:42:39   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Oh yah arch?
You might want to take a bath


I take showers, Eagle. The Mrs. on the other hand....let me just give you a literal quote from her right after we got the "big" tub.

"You go get me a bottle of Zinfandel, then I'm gonna fill that sucker up till my tits float, and soak. Keep my glass full!"
True story! My ole lady is a hoot sometimes!

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Jan 17, 2018 12:46:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Simple home remedies


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE
THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A
LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME
NIGHT
Simple home remedies br br br THESE REALLY WOR... (show quote)

So, like most, you trust SNOPES or other fact-checkers only if their facts sit well with you

Or, like these, for humor.

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Jan 17, 2018 12:47:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
I take showers, Eagle. The Mrs. on the other hand....let me just give you a literal quote from her right after we got the "big" tub.

"You go get me a bottle of Zinfandel, then I'm gonna fill that sucker up till my tits float, and soak. Keep my glass full!"
True story! My ole lady is a hoot sometimes!

You're lucky to have her, Arch, as I can't imagine anyone else putting up with you.

I have the same situation with The Sgt. Major.

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Jan 17, 2018 12:52:10   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You're lucky to have her, Arch, as I can't imagine anyone else putting up with you.

I have the same situation with The Sgt. Major.


We gotta love em Slat!
They continue to pass on every opportunity we give them to kill us!

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Jan 17, 2018 20:57:01   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Simple home remedies


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE
THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A
LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME
NIGHT
Simple home remedies br br br THESE REALLY WOR... (show quote)






That last one is some REAL hood advice

Reply
Jan 17, 2018 21:29:05   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Simple home remedies


THESE REALLY WORK!! I checked these out on Snopes and they are for real!
AMAZING, SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES:

1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE
ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU
CHOP.

2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED
FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS.
REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.

4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM
ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE
BUTTON.

5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL
BE AFRAID TO COUGH.

6. YOU NEED ONLY TWO TOOLS IN LIFE - WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T
MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE
THE DUCT TAPE.

7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL
PROBLEM.



SOME ADDITIONAL ADVICE:
NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE A
LAXATIVE AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME
NIGHT
Simple home remedies br br br THESE REALLY WOR... (show quote)



Soooo tells us which is your favorite??? Lololl

Reply
Jan 17, 2018 21:30:46   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
archie bunker wrote:
About #2: The bathtub is easier. Just sayin.....



Ooohhhhhh I am sooooo tellin Mrs. B !!!


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Jan 17, 2018 21:39:31   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
archie bunker wrote:
I take showers, Eagle. The Mrs. on the other hand....let me just give you a literal quote from her right after we got the "big" tub.

"You go get me a bottle of Zinfandel, then I'm gonna fill that sucker up till my tits float, and soak. Keep my glass full!"
True story! My ole lady is a hoot sometimes!


Too funny!!!!!!!

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Jan 18, 2018 08:30:16   #
Justsss Loc: Wisconsin
 
[quote=eagleye13]Simple home remedies


Thanks for these, after reading some of the other posts this morning I needed a good laugh !


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Jan 18, 2018 08:43:37   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
lindajoy wrote:
Soooo tells us which is your favorite??? Lololl


Thanks for asking, LJ
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

What is yours?

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Jan 18, 2018 10:19:24   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Thanks for asking, LJ
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY
USING THE SINK.

What is yours?


Either you're real tall, or have a short sink. Or, maybe I'm just too lazy to stand on my tippy toes to pee where I brush my teeth.

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