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Dec 13, 2017 14:21:11   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

"Look at your sign, what does it say?" replies Jose.

Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Jose says: "no wonder you only get $2-3."

'Carlos says: "So what does your sign say then?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign - it reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico"

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Dec 13, 2017 17:27:44   #
Lonewolf
 
Thats a good one thanks


PoppaGringo wrote:
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

"Look at your sign, what does it say?" replies Jose.

Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Jose says: "no wonder you only get $2-3."

'Carlos says: "So what does your sign say then?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign - it reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico"
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in ... (show quote)

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Dec 13, 2017 18:53:25   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

"Look at your sign, what does it say?" replies Jose.

Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Jose says: "no wonder you only get $2-3."

'Carlos says: "So what does your sign say then?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign - it reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico"
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in ... (show quote)




Smart guy that Jose !!!!












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Dec 14, 2017 11:46:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in different areas of town.

Carlos panhandles just as long as Jose but only collects $2-3 every day.

Jose brings home a suitcase FULL of $10 bills every day, drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house and has a lot of money to spend.

One day, Carlos asked Jose: "I work just as long and hard as you do, but how do you bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?"

"Look at your sign, what does it say?" replies Jose.

Carlos' sign reads: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

Jose says: "no wonder you only get $2-3."

'Carlos says: "So what does your sign say then?"

Jose shows Carlos his sign - it reads: "I only need another $10 to move back to Mexico"
Jose and Carlos are panhandlers that panhandle in ... (show quote)


sorry Papi
you have to stand
no seat for you
too old and too used
giving you one he-he


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Dec 14, 2017 13:08:58   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
badbobby wrote:
sorry Papi
you have to stand
no seat for you
too old and too used
giving you one he-he



S'all right. I always travel with my walker that has a built-in seat.

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