Larry the Legend wrote:
So....
I m pregnant ,,,,,,,,,,,,And guess whos the daddy???
proud republican wrote:
I m pregnant ,,,,,,,,,,,,And guess whos the daddy???
I m pregnant ,,,,,,,,,,,,And guess whos the daddy?... (
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Hmm. Let's narrow this down a little. Now, from your profile, I see that you live in California. Assuming that you did not leave the state to (ahem) 'seal the deal', that gives us a population of approximately 40 million to choose from. Now, if you're pregnant, that indicates that you are a woman, assuming of course that you are human. Now we know that it takes two to 'tango', and that they must be of opposing gender, therefore we can discount the approximately 20 million women in California, leaving 20 million males to choose from.
Of those 20 million males, approximately 10 million will be either too young or too old to (ahem) perform, leaving approximately 10 million to choose from. Given that you bill yourself as a 'proud republican', we can fairly safely say that you do not live in any or the more sprawling metropoles such as Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, etc, further pruning approximately 9 million men off the suspect list, leaving 1 million virile men to choose from.
Having narrowed it this far, I find I have insufficient information to narrow the field any further so I contacted a medium and went to see her in her little back room. She set up a Ouija board and after linking hands with me, proceeded to contact the spirit world. Anyway, when she regained her composure she told me the answer to my burning question. The answer to the question "who's the Daddy?" is..... Angelo from down the street! And she says you better run because if your husband doesn't kill you, Angelo's wife will.
Oh, and your Great, Great Uncle Charlie says 'hi'.
Larry the Legend wrote:
Hmm. Let's narrow this down a little. Now, from your profile, I see that you live in California. Assuming that you did not leave the state to (ahem) 'seal the deal', that gives us a population of approximately 40 million to choose from. Now, if you're pregnant, that indicates that you are a woman, assuming of course that you are human. Now we know that it takes two to 'tango', and that they must be of opposing gender, therefore we can discount the approximately 20 million women in California, leaving 20 million males to choose from.
Of those 20 million males, approximately 10 million will be either too young or too old to (ahem) perform, leaving approximately 10 million to choose from. Given that you bill yourself as a 'proud republican', we can fairly safely say that you do not live in any or the more sprawling metropoles such as Los Angeles, San Diego, San Francisco, etc, further pruning approximately 9 million men off the suspect list, leaving 1 million virile men to choose from.
Having narrowed it this far, I find I have insufficient information to narrow the field any further so I contacted a medium and went to see her in her little back room. She set up a Ouija board and after linking hands with me, proceeded to contact the spirit world. Anyway, when she regained her composure she told me the answer to my burning question. The answer to the question "who's the Daddy?" is..... Angelo from down the street! And she says you better run because if your husband doesn't kill you, Angelo's wife will.
Oh, and your Great, Great Uncle Charlie says 'hi'.
Hmm. Let's narrow this down a little. Now, from ... (
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That was pretty good assessment,Larry.....That was pretty amusing,,,,,Get it??? I amused you and you amused me....
proud republican wrote:
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Well, I was having fun 'til that damned medium gave me her bill. Seriously, a high end hooker would have been cheaper!
Larry the Legend wrote:
Well, I was having fun 'til that damned medium gave me her bill. Seriously, a high end hooker would have been cheaper!
You should have gone with a small.
Larry the Legend wrote:
Well, I was having fun 'til that damned medium gave me her bill. Seriously, a high end hooker would have been cheaper!
You should have gone with a small.
Well Larry, now I know why they call you 'The Legend'. Great story. My question for 'Proud Republican' is how could you possibly be bored in California watching those ever amusing Liberals?
mongo wrote:
More accurate too!
SEMPER FI
why Mongo!!
are you implying that you are familiar with hookers???
angelo didnt do it,raul did !
badbobby wrote:
why Mongo!!
are you implying that you are familiar with hookers???
Sure, ain't they them girls you bring along fishing, to put the bait on your hook?
SEMPER FI
mongo wrote:
Sure, ain't they them girls you bring along fishing, to put the bait on your hook?
SEMPER FI
and they will clean your fish too
if you pay them
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