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Nov 10, 2017 00:37:51   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.

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Nov 10, 2017 01:47:15   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
DNA TEST br br br After 10 years, the wife sta... (show quote)



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Nov 10, 2017 02:02:40   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
DNA TEST br br br After 10 years, the wife sta... (show quote)



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Nov 10, 2017 02:54:45   #
rumitoid
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
DNA TEST br br br After 10 years, the wife sta... (show quote)


hahahaha...

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Nov 10, 2017 08:07:06   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
DNA TEST br br br After 10 years, the wife sta... (show quote)



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Nov 11, 2017 14:58:25   #
GmanTerry
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
DNA TEST


After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kinda strange so she decides to do
a DNA test.She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey,
I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What's
up?

Wife: According
to DNA test results, this is not our kid...


Husband: Well
you don't remember, do you??? When we were leaving the hospital, you noticed that our baby had pooped, then
you said: "Please
go change the baby, I'll wait for you here." So
I went inside, got a clean one and left the dirty one there.

Moral: Never
give a man a job for which he is not qualified.
DNA TEST br br br After 10 years, the wife sta... (show quote)


Now that's funny. Really.


Semper Fi

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