Is Donald Trump popular in the UK?

Let me put it this way. In the UK, the word ‘trump’ means to fart.

Culturally in the UK, ostentatious displays of wealth are sniggered at because it’s assumed that the person showing off is overcompensating for something like small genitals.

‘Stealth wealth’ is respectable, like that shown by Srichand Parmanand Hinduja, who is more than 7 times richer than Donald Trump – anything else is seen as the preserve of the crass ‘nouveau riche’ (the French also find this pitiful and we borrowed their term for it) who aren’t aware of the social convention because they’re a newbie.

The UK respects education, and is home to some of the world’s top universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.

It is also home to Jermyn Street where gentlemen go to have a suit properly cut. The tie must rest lightly on the buckle of one’s belt (if a belt is worn, which is not ideal), and the trousers should break once halfway down the laced part of the shoe.

Finally, fake tans are the source of much amusement, with the very definition of tacky hilarity being a chap called David Dickinson, an antiques expert who we all take the piss out of but he seems to enjoy the attention.

Let’s put that all together shall we?

From the UK’s perspective, the US has elected a permatanned halfwit called Freddie Fartpants, who lives in a golden tower due to his diminished manhood and looks like he found his suit in a dumpster. At 71 years old he can’t correctly tie a tie, which is a skill required by British schoolchildren from the age of 12. His trousers are poorly cut despite using the same expensive tailor as his predecessor, so one suspects the tailor is signalling to the world at large ‘this is a man who doesn’t know any better’.

His education is so poor that he’s a foreign policy disaster. Yesterday he invented an African country that doesn’t exist, and today North Korea has announced it’s stepping up development of its nuclear ballistic missile system in response to Trump’s inept posturing, but he does something dumb literally every day. The UK won’t share intelligence with the US anymore because the President might tell the wrong people or live tweet sensitive information, let alone read a book so he’s less inept. He is proposing a wall to prevent people entering the country, but since Obama dramatically reduced people entering on foot, today most people come in by airplane which is likely to have a cruising altitude which is higher than the wall by some 29,980 feet.

He is, in short, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. As ridiculous as he is to us, he has in under one year increased the threat of a nuclear strike on US soil, and no amount of retaliation will detoxify your land. He is a figure of mockery not just in the UK but worldwide, which contrasts sharply with the deep respect earned by his predecessor.

Why would anyone care what the people of the U.K. think
of about nearly anything an in particular our President .



quote=permafrost]Is Donald Trump popular in the UK?

Let me put it this way. In the UK, the word ‘trump’ means to fart.

Culturally in the UK, ostentatious displays of wealth are sniggered at because it’s assumed that the person showing off is overcompensating for something like small genitals.

‘Stealth wealth’ is respectable, like that shown by Srichand Parmanand Hinduja, who is more than 7 times richer than Donald Trump – anything else is seen as the preserve of the crass ‘nouveau riche’ (the French also find this pitiful and we borrowed their term for it) who aren’t aware of the social convention because they’re a newbie.

The UK respects education, and is home to some of the world’s top universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.

It is also home to Jermyn Street where gentlemen go to have a suit properly cut. The tie must rest lightly on the buckle of one’s belt (if a belt is worn, which is not ideal), and the trousers should break once halfway down the laced part of the shoe.

Finally, fake tans are the source of much amusement, with the very definition of tacky hilarity being a chap called David Dickinson, an antiques expert who we all take the piss out of but he seems to enjoy the attention.

Let’s put that all together shall we?

From the UK’s perspective, the US has elected a permatanned halfwit called Freddie Fartpants, who lives in a golden tower due to his diminished manhood and looks like he found his suit in a dumpster. At 71 years old he can’t correctly tie a tie, which is a skill required by British schoolchildren from the age of 12. His trousers are poorly cut despite using the same expensive tailor as his predecessor, so one suspects the tailor is signalling to the world at large ‘this is a man who doesn’t know any better’.

His education is so poor that he’s a foreign policy disaster. Yesterday he invented an African country that doesn’t exist, and today North Korea has announced it’s stepping up development of its nuclear ballistic missile system in response to Trump’s inept posturing, but he does something dumb literally every day. The UK won’t share intelligence with the US anymore because the President might tell the wrong people or live tweet sensitive information, let alone read a book so he’s less inept. He is proposing a wall to prevent people entering the country, but since Obama dramatically reduced people entering on foot, today most people come in by airplane which is likely to have a cruising altitude which is higher than the wall by some 29,980 feet.

He is, in short, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. As ridiculous as he is to us, he has in under one year increased the threat of a nuclear strike on US soil, and no amount of retaliation will detoxify your land. He is a figure of mockery not just in the UK but worldwide, which contrasts sharply with the deep respect earned by his predecessor.

Yo Permatwerp,

Are we supposed to give a flying flip about what the UK thinks ?

Last I heard, the UK has been punked into submission by Muslims.

They'll be begging Trump to liberate them soon enough.

Check out this info on the UK.

List of Mayors in UK that are Muslim w/ 3,000 Muslim Mosques, 130 Sharia Courts and they are on WELFARE

How the British have passively succumbed to the Muslim invasion:

Mayor of London ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Birmingham ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Leeds ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Blackburn ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Sheffield ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Oxford ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Luton ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Oldham ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Rochdale ... MUSLIM
Over 3,000 Muslim Mosques
Over 130 Muslim Sharia Courts
Over 50 Muslim Sharia Councils
Muslims-Only No-Go Areas Across The UK
Muslim Women ... 78% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
Muslim Men ... 63% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
Muslim Families ... 6-8 children planning to go on FREE benefits/housing
... and now all UK schools are ONLY serving HALAL MEAT!

All this achieved by just 4 million Muslims out of the 66 million population!

Is Donald Trump popular in the UK?

Let me put it this way. In the UK, the word ‘trump’ means to fart.

Culturally in the UK, ostentatious displays of wealth are sniggered at because it’s assumed that the person showing off is overcompensating for something like small genitals.

‘Stealth wealth’ is respectable, like that shown by Srichand Parmanand Hinduja, who is more than 7 times richer than Donald Trump – anything else is seen as the preserve of the crass ‘nouveau riche’ (the French also find this pitiful and we borrowed their term for it) who aren’t aware of the social convention because they’re a newbie.

The UK respects education, and is home to some of the world’s top universities such as Oxford and Cambridge.

It is also home to Jermyn Street where gentlemen go to have a suit properly cut. The tie must rest lightly on the buckle of one’s belt (if a belt is worn, which is not ideal), and the trousers should break once halfway down the laced part of the shoe.

Finally, fake tans are the source of much amusement, with the very definition of tacky hilarity being a chap called David Dickinson, an antiques expert who we all take the piss out of but he seems to enjoy the attention.

Let’s put that all together shall we?

From the UK’s perspective, the US has elected a permatanned halfwit called Freddie Fartpants, who lives in a golden tower due to his diminished manhood and looks like he found his suit in a dumpster. At 71 years old he can’t correctly tie a tie, which is a skill required by British schoolchildren from the age of 12. His trousers are poorly cut despite using the same expensive tailor as his predecessor, so one suspects the tailor is signalling to the world at large ‘this is a man who doesn’t know any better’.

His education is so poor that he’s a foreign policy disaster. Yesterday he invented an African country that doesn’t exist, and today North Korea has announced it’s stepping up development of its nuclear ballistic missile system in response to Trump’s inept posturing, but he does something dumb literally every day. The UK won’t share intelligence with the US anymore because the President might tell the wrong people or live tweet sensitive information, let alone read a book so he’s less inept. He is proposing a wall to prevent people entering the country, but since Obama dramatically reduced people entering on foot, today most people come in by airplane which is likely to have a cruising altitude which is higher than the wall by some 29,980 feet.

He is, in short, a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a dumb person’s idea of a smart person. As ridiculous as he is to us, he has in under one year increased the threat of a nuclear strike on US soil, and no amount of retaliation will detoxify your land. He is a figure of mockery not just in the UK but worldwide, which contrasts sharply with the deep respect earned by his predecessor.

Yo Permatwerp,

Are we supposed to give a flying flip about what the UK thinks ?

Last I heard, the UK has been punked into submission by Muslims.

They'll be begging Trump to liberate them soon enough.

Check out this info on the UK.

List of Mayors in UK that are Muslim w/ 3,000 Muslim Mosques, 130 Sharia Courts and they are on WELFARE

How the British have passively succumbed to the Muslim invasion:

Mayor of London ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Birmingham ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Leeds ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Blackburn ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Sheffield ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Oxford ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Luton ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Oldham ... MUSLIM
Mayor of Rochdale ... MUSLIM
Over 3,000 Muslim Mosques
Over 130 Muslim Sharia Courts
Over 50 Muslim Sharia Councils
Muslims-Only No-Go Areas Across The UK
Muslim Women ... 78% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
Muslim Men ... 63% don't work and are on FREE benefits/housing
Muslim Families ... 6-8 children planning to go on FREE benefits/housing
... and now all UK schools are ONLY serving HALAL MEAT!

All this achieved by just 4 million Muslims out of the 66 million population!