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note to all women, particularly wives
Sep 7, 2017 10:06:10 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Please note that the rules are not numbered on purpose because in men's minds, they are all NUMBER ONE.
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke
Sep 7, 2017 10:17:12 #
Sep 7, 2017 10:41:53 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Please note that the rules are not numbered on pur... (show quote)
Very true and I will pass it along as well.
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Sep 7, 2017 10:44:58 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Please note that the rules are not numbered on pur... (show quote)
Not a joke-it's stone cold reality
Sep 7, 2017 11:01:57 #
EL
Loc: Massachusetts
no propaganda please wrote:
Please note that the rules are not numbered on pur... (show quote)
And, did you dare show this list to your wife?
Sep 7, 2017 11:18:36 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Please note that the rules are not numbered on pur... (show quote)
Good one Prop. Brutal....but good one.
Sep 7, 2017 11:24:31 #
[quote=no propaganda please]Please note that the rules are not numbered on purpose because in men's minds, they are all NUMBER ONE.
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke[/quote
dam you np
I gave this to my wife as a personal letter
now I've been relegated to the dog house for at least a week
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke[/quote
dam you np
I gave this to my wife as a personal letter
now I've been relegated to the dog house for at least a week
Sep 7, 2017 13:16:53 #
[quote=badbobby][quote=no propaganda please]Please note that the rules are not numbered on purpose because in men's minds, they are all NUMBER ONE.
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke[/quote
dam you np
I gave this to my wife as a personal letter
now I've been relegated to the dog house for at least a week
[/quote]
If your wife is Irish she can serve you the Irishwoman's favorite dish, "Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder".
• Men are NOT mind readers.
• Learn how to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl now. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about your leaving it down, do you?
• Sunday Sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
• Crying is blackmail.
• Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT, DAMN IT.
• "YES" and "NO" are perfectly acceptable answers to virtually every question.
• Come to us with a problem ONLY if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what you get from your girlfriends.
• Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
• If you think you are fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
• If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the OTHER ONE.
• You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. NOT BOTH! If you already know how to do it, just do it yourself.
• Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
• Christopher Columbus did NOT ask for directions and neither do we.
• ALL men see in only 16 colors, like the WINDOWS default setting. Peach, for example, is a fruit, NOT a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. And NO, we have no idea what color mauve it.
• If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
• If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
• If you ask a question you won't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
• When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...REALLY!
• Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football, cars, and politics.
• You DO have enough clothes.
• But you have way too many shoes.
• I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
• There are only two genders. Don't even attempt to explain why anyone would think otherwise.
Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know that men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Thank you for your attention.
this was emailed to me and I thought it was very funny. Please don't get insulted by it, it is just a joke[/quote
dam you np
I gave this to my wife as a personal letter
now I've been relegated to the dog house for at least a week
[/quote]If your wife is Irish she can serve you the Irishwoman's favorite dish, "Hot Tongue and Cold Shoulder".
Sep 7, 2017 14:31:45 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
EL wrote:
And, did you dare show this list to your wife?
Actually she found the commentary first and was laughing so hard I had to find out what it was. The fact that she said "I dare you to post this" that made me do it.
Sep 7, 2017 16:12:04 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Actually she found the commentary first and was laughing so hard I had to find out what it was. The fact that she said "I dare you to post this" that made me do it.
your wife has a sense of humor n p
wish mine did
Sep 8, 2017 08:42:36 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
badbobby wrote:
your wife has a sense of humor n p
wish mine did
wish mine did
Believe me, if she didn't have a sense of humor and a desire to take on the impossible she wouldn't have married me.
Sep 8, 2017 16:08:45 #
no propaganda please wrote:
Believe me, if she didn't have a sense of humor and a desire to take on the impossible she wouldn't have married me.
well mine may laugh about me being in the dog house
but not at the post
Sep 9, 2017 00:12:26 #
Sep 9, 2017 12:18:05 #
GmanTerry wrote:
I don't think it was a joke. It should be part of the wedding vows. Seriously.
Semper Fi
Semper Fi
get ready to hear from the fair sex Gman
Sep 9, 2017 18:01:39 #
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