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Safe At Last
Jun 14, 2017 21:21:14 #
Please do try to engage your humor brain cells.
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last
I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard.
Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down.
If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.
Hot Damn...Safe at last
Jun 14, 2017 21:23:22 #
AuntiE wrote:
Please do try to engage your humor brain cells. br... (show quote)
Sorry ma'am but that one was already posted earlier today.
Better luck next time sweetheart.
Jun 14, 2017 21:28:13 #
Wolf counselor wrote:
Sorry ma'am but that one was already posted earlier today.
Better luck next time sweetheart.
Better luck next time sweetheart.
Oops.
Jun 14, 2017 22:00:34 #
bestpal38
Loc: Cedar City, Utah
Wolf counselor wrote:
Sorry ma'am but that one was already posted earlier today.
Better luck next time sweetheart.
Better luck next time sweetheart.
I didn't see it earlier, so thank you, I love it!
Jun 14, 2017 22:51:15 #
AuntiE wrote:
Please do try to engage your humor brain cells. b... (show quote)
Don't worry...they'll think of something for you to be worried about!
Er...I didn't see the other posting either.
Jun 14, 2017 22:58:04 #
AuntiE wrote:
Please do try to engage your humor brain cells. b... (show quote)
Yes, I am able to laugh at that!
Jun 15, 2017 08:50:38 #
Jun 15, 2017 10:39:09 #
AuntiE wrote:
Please do try to engage your humor brain cells. b... (show quote)
That is truly funny. Thanks
Jun 15, 2017 12:51:15 #
AuntiE wrote:
Oops.
didn't see the other one
so I'll laugh at this one
thanks Auntie
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