I received this in an d-mail from a dear friend in Tennessee...
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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation in Tennessee, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Kentucky, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Tennessee drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Tennessee drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and....."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."
slatten49 wrote:
I received this in an d-mail from a dear friend in Tennessee...
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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation in Tennessee, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Kentucky, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Tennessee drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Tennessee drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and....."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."
I received this in an d-mail from a dear friend in... (
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methinks "Bubba"is an alias
and the guys weren't from Kentucky
"Bubba was from central Tex and his pal was from California
that was them two dastardly Marines!!
badbobby wrote:
methinks "Bubba"is an alias
and the guys weren't from Kentucky
"Bubba was from central Tex and his pal was from California
that was them two dastardly Marines!!
Well, that eliminates Salty & I. He was born(?)and raised in Florida, and I am a born and bred native Texan.
slatten49 wrote:
Well, that eliminates Salty & I. He was born(?)and raised in Florida, and I am a born and bred native Texan.
denying facts
is mostly useless
unless you're a progressive
then it's just nature
and Papi makes his home in California
badbobby wrote:
denying facts
is mostly useless
unless you're a progressive
then it's just nature
and Papi makes his home in California
Somebody has to keep 'em straight out there
slatten49 wrote:
Somebody has to keep 'em straight out there
well I must admit
it was a funny joke
I'll be telling it to my cronies
badbobby wrote:
well I must admit
it was a funny joke
I'll be telling it to my cronies
Gon'na watch a movie with The Sgt. Major.
Now that's funnier than all get out.
slatten49 wrote:
I received this in an d-mail from a dear friend in Tennessee...
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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation in Tennessee, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Kentucky, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Tennessee drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Tennessee drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and....."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."
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wow Tom
When in the Navy
was in SanDiego
sure was treated differently
In most of the establishments there at that time
they had signs in the windows
"NO SAILORS OR DOGS ALLOWED"
badbobby wrote:
wow Tom
When in the Navy
was in SanDiego
sure was treated differently
In most of the establishments there at that time
they had signs in the windows
"NO SAILORS OR DOGS ALLOWED"
That makes for perfectly good sense to me, BB.
slatten49 wrote:
I received this in an d-mail from a dear friend in Tennessee...
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Bubba and Billy Joe were on vacation in Tennessee, walking downtown, window shopping, and they see a sign on a store which reads, "Suits $5.99 each, shirts $1.99 each, trousers $2.49 each.
Bubba says to his pal, "Billy Joe, Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Kentucky, sell 'em and make a fortune. Just let me do the talkin', 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and not wanna sell that stuff to us”.
Now, I'll talk in a slow Tennessee drawl so's they don't know we is from Kentucky ."
They go in and Bubba says with his best fake Tennessee drawl, "I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.99, 100 of them there shirts at $1.99, 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.39. I'll back up my pickup and....."
"The owner of the shop interrupts, "Ya'll from Kentucky, ain't ya?"
"Well...yeah," says a surprised Bubba. "How come ya'll knowed that?"
"Because this is a Dry-Cleaners."
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That was a good joke. Hope no Kentuckians are on this site. They might get there shorts in a knot.
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