Slatten decided to rid the world of lawyers(to the best of his abilities anyhow)
So every time he saw a lawyer while out driving,he would run over said lawyer
He could tell lawyers by the slime trail they leave.
One day as he was out driving(having already run over two lawyers),he saw a Priest walking along side of the road.
Slat pulled over and said "hop in here Father,I'll take you to the church"
So the Priest got in the car with Slat and they proceeded toward the church.
Then Slat espied another lawyer and swerved the car to run over him.
but at the last moment he remembered the Priest was with him and swerved back and avoided hitting the lawyer,but he heard a thump
looking back he didn't see anything,and
Slat said"Oh my, Father ,"I nearly ran over that lawyer,but I missed him.'
the Priest said"that's okay Slat,I got him with the door"
badbobby wrote:
Slatten decided to rid the world of lawyers(to the best of his abilities anyhow)
So every time he saw a lawyer while out driving,he would run over said lawyer
He could tell lawyers by the slime trail they leave.
One day as he was out driving(having already run over two lawyers),he saw a Priest walking along side of the road.
Slat pulled over and said "hop in here Father,I'll take you to the church"
So the Priest got in the car with Slat and they proceeded toward the church.
Then Slat espied another lawyer and swerved the car to run over him.
but at the last moment he remembered the Priest was with him and swerved back and avoided hitting the lawyer,but he heard a thump
looking back he didn't see anything,and
Slat said"Oh my, Father ,"I nearly ran over that lawyer,but I missed him.'
the Priest said"that's okay Slat,I got him with the door"
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Funny stuff, BB.
But, did you know that my Dad was an attorney/lawyer
He had more honesty and integrity than just about anyone I have ever known.
BTW, he knew more lawyer jokes than most.
slatten49 wrote:
Funny stuff, BB.
But, did you know that my Dad was an attorney/lawyer
He had more honesty and integrity than just about anyone I have ever known.
BTW, he knew more lawyer jokes than most.
Funny stuff, BB. img src="https://static.onepolit... (
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I had previously been informed of your fathers profession
exactly the reason I used lawyers
I'm sure he did have honesty and integrity
and I think he instilled it in his son
badbobby wrote:
I had previously been informed of your fathers profession
exactly the reason I used lawyers
I'm sure he did have honesty and integrity
and I think he instilled it in his son
Don't most sons spend their lives trying to live up to their Dad's standards?
My Dad was also a Marine...born in 1926. What year were you born, ol' friend?
No doubt, you set a high standard for your sons/children.
Yet, you enlisted in the Navy.
slatten49 wrote:
Don't most sons spend their lives trying to live up to their Dad's standards?
My Dad was also a Marine...born in 1926. What year were you born, ol' friend?
No doubt, you set a high standard for your sons/children.
Yet, you enlisted in the Navy.
Don't most sons spend their lives trying to live u... (
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1926
My children,inspite of the terrible handicap of being my offspring
have all grown into upstanding citizens
I am concerned about my great grand kids
they are attending todays colleges
I joined the Navy because the Marines wouldn't accept me
seems my IQ was over their limit
and they felt like I would discourage their recruits
slatten49 wrote:
Goodnight, Popeye.
mornin Slat
it's a new (rainy here)day
slatten49 wrote:
Funny stuff, BB.
But, did you know that my Dad was an attorney/lawyer
He had more honesty and integrity than just about anyone I have ever known.
BTW, he knew more lawyer jokes than most.
Funny stuff, BB. img src="https://static.onepolit... (
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I am likewise in the field and know plenty more as well...
Who is that wonderful person in your a I, please... I suspect I know???👀
lindajoy wrote:
I am likewise in the field and know plenty more as well...
Who is that wonderful person in your a I, please... I suspect I know???👀
LadyBug is making herself at home in my lap, waiting for a snack.
slatten49 wrote:
LadyBug is making herself at home in my lap, waiting for a snack.
I pity the poor pooch
that snack will never get to her
slatten49 wrote:
LadyBug is making herself at home in my lap, waiting for a snack.
Too cute the both of you....
badbobby wrote:
I pity the poor pooch
that snack will never get to her
You said that right....He probably had to be sure it was good for ladybug..
Crack me up with the love here. Mike
lindajoy wrote:
You said that right....He probably had to be sure it was good for ladybug..
teabag09 wrote:
Crack me up with the love here. Mike
Laughter with your loved one goes a long way....
lindajoy wrote:
Laughter with your loved one goes a long way....
How 'bout laughter at your loved one
The Sgt. Major laughs at me all the time.
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