Larry the Legend wrote:
Oh no, wait, that's "quien no sabe", not "Kemosabe".
Whatever. Anyways:
Breaking news is coming in that the Lone Ranger just shot and killed Tonto in cold blood on the main street in Austin, Texas. Onlookers stated that he seemed extremely agitated and after yelling something incoherent, pulled his six-shooter and gunned down his long-time faithful Indian friend and traveling companion. Apparently someone finally explained to him what Kemosabe means...