Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one
Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?
For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how
No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers
Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF
Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?
Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson
If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt
Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio
what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
BB, I'm going to steal this. Thanks. Mike
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one
Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?
For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how
No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers
Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF
Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?
Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson
If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt
Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio
what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (
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teabag09 wrote:
BB, I'm going to steal this. Thanks. Mike
Mike
anytime I post something you want to steal
go ahead
just remember
I stole it somewhere too
great to see you Auntie
hope you are well
[quote=AuntiE]How is Mrs. Badbobby?[/quot
Mama doin okay
specially when you consider who she has to live with
thanks for asking
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
[quote=badbobby][quote=AuntiE]How is Mrs. Badbobby?[/quot
Mama doin okay
specially when you consider who she has to live with
thanks for asking[/quote]
Hugs to you both.
badbobby wrote:
Folks never really appreciate things until they are gone
toilet paper for one
Of all the things that could have been invented to eat rice with
how did two sticks win out?
For most folks being an adult is like folding fitted sheets
very few really know how
No matter how much you liked the soap
never walk out of a public restroom smelling your fingers
Sometimes I feel that my life is like a foreign movie with no subtitles
so I just nod ,smile,and think WTF
Can you imagine how good I would look if I exercised,ate right,and really took care of my body?
I'm not gonna do that,but can you imagine ?
Mormally I'm a poor dancer
but when I step in dog poop,I can moon walk better than Micheal Jackson
If hard times make you stronger
I should be able to kick Super Man's butt
Some folks become Drs and Lawyers
I just spent an hour trying to open a pistachio
what women think of their ass
10% think theirs is too small,30% think theirs is too big.the other 60% love their husbands either way
Folks never really appreciate things until they ar... (
show quote)
Very good my friend... You always bring a smile!!!
As my Thank You, enjoy...
I suspect you Texans just live right
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