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Dec 24, 2016 17:59:42   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
MatthewlovesAyn wrote:
People only learned to speak so they could ask for beer.


Monogamy came about because men wanted sandwiches with their beer. Evolution........

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Dec 24, 2016 18:51:44   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
archie bunker wrote:
Monogamy came about because men wanted sandwiches with their beer. Evolution........


I kinda like having 5 wives. They're always in competition with each other to see who can get my attention and keep me happiest. Ahhhh.

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Dec 24, 2016 20:47:58   #
beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W
 
You guys got most of 'em covered, although you've left out one important item, the axle. The wheel was just a toy before the axle

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Dec 24, 2016 21:00:44   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
beammeupscotty wrote:
You guys got most of 'em covered, although you've left out one important item, the axle. The wheel was just a toy before the axle


Good point. I'm willing to bet the axle came along at about the same time as the cart. Of course, the wheel was by no means an 'early' invention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaZBhtGvaFE

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Dec 24, 2016 21:21:40   #
KiraSeer2016
 
Inventions, or discoveries?

Perhaps the discovery that the male participates in the act of procreation along with the female, was the most mind-blowing discovery in the history of the human species! I still wonder how THAT was discovered! Maybe when man became pastoral.

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Dec 24, 2016 21:25:46   #
KiraSeer2016
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
I kinda like having 5 wives. They're always in competition with each other to see who can get my attention and keep me happiest. Ahhhh.


You couldn't handle 5 wives. YOU have to keep THEM happy.

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Dec 24, 2016 21:26:22   #
KiraSeer2016
 
archie bunker wrote:
Monogamy came about because men wanted sandwiches with their beer. Evolution........


Go fix your own sandwich!

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Dec 24, 2016 22:03:00   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
Go fix your own sandwich!


I would rather you do it for me. Wheat bread, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and smoked manatee sliced thin. If you don't mind.

Lighten up there girlfriend! A little sarcasm, and smart assedness is good for the soul!😃😂

Let the boys be boys, and don't get your but hurt on! Because we WILL be boys!

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Dec 24, 2016 22:18:02   #
KiraSeer2016
 
archie bunker wrote:
I would rather you do it for me. Wheat bread, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and smoked manatee sliced thin. If you don't mind.

Lighten up there girlfriend! A little sarcasm, and smart assedness is good for the soul!😃😂

Let the boys be boys, and don't get your but hurt on! Because we WILL be boys!


Hey, I was just joining in! But if you don't like that...

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Dec 24, 2016 22:18:51   #
KiraSeer2016
 
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
You couldn't handle 5 wives. YOU have to keep THEM happy.


I think it might have something to do with staying power.

And I'm talking to myself again.

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Dec 24, 2016 22:21:02   #
KiraSeer2016
 
beammeupscotty wrote:
You guys got most of 'em covered, although you've left out one important item, the axle. The wheel was just a toy before the axle


Funny you should mention that, because I was thinking of just that very thing a couple of weeks ago. I mean, I can see how man envisioned a wheel, from perhaps a rolling log, but how he could put together an axle that could connect to a cart and still roll along a path is pretty tremendous. Well, it would be for me.

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Dec 24, 2016 23:22:20   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
I think it might have something to do with staying power.

And I'm talking to myself again.


Not talking to yourself at all. You seem to be channeling my wife.

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Dec 24, 2016 23:31:49   #
KiraSeer2016
 
archie bunker wrote:
Not talking to yourself at all. You seem to be channeling my wife.


Good night, Archie.

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Dec 24, 2016 23:59:23   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
KiraSeer2016 wrote:
You couldn't handle 5 wives. YOU have to keep THEM happy.


OK I'm busted. I only have one wife. She knows how to make a good sammich though...

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Dec 25, 2016 02:03:43   #
CounterRevolutionary
 
MatthewlovesAyn wrote:
Sorry, number 1 is beer!
http://www.documentarywire.com/how-beer-saved-the-world/
If you haven't seen this, it will be the second best 45 minutes you will spend today.
Monogamy? Really?


Yes, monogamy. Hell hath no furry like a woman scorned.
Beer? Never would have dreamed it necessary and don't drink it. The flavor has an acrid bitter taste. Fantastic documentary. Thanks. Would this beer brewing business save Africa and Asia today? Can they grow barley?
Merry Christmas everybody, or May the Force be with you!

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