Tobacco Enema's
Jan 7, 2014 00:33:04 #
From the 1750's to the 1810's, the tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patients rectum for various medical purposes, including drowning victims. A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum. Doubts about the credibility of tobacco enemas led to the popular phrase " blowing smoke up your a--. It has been reintroduced by the Obama administration as an integral part of the Affordable Health Care Program.
All you dedicated Democrats be sure and demand your tobacco enema when you enjoy your first trip to your Obamacare doctor.
All you dedicated Democrats be sure and demand your tobacco enema when you enjoy your first trip to your Obamacare doctor.
Jan 7, 2014 02:08:28 #
carolyn wrote:
From the 1750's to the 1810's, the tobacco enema w... (show quote)
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Jan 7, 2014 05:58:34 #
Now that's really blowing smoke up your $#* leave it up to the dems they'll do anything there anty christ dog tell's them to do.Cause there all brain dead an sheep to boot.
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Jan 7, 2014 06:19:29 #
lpnmajor
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carolyn wrote:
From the 1750's to the 1810's, the tobacco enema w... (show quote)
I never knew that. My Wife's in a lot of trouble now, all those enemas for nothing. Oh, by the way, I know you're a democrat. Good play, they'll never catch on! :mrgreen:
Jan 7, 2014 08:24:56 #
carolyn wrote:
From the 1750's to the 1810's, the tobacco enema w... (show quote)
Now THAT'S educational!
Jan 7, 2014 08:27:12 #
Brian Devon wrote:
World's Thinnest Book: Anthology of Conservative Humor.
Actual World's Thinnest Book: "Liberal Sense of Humor." Even thinner than Liberal skin.
Jan 7, 2014 09:08:08 #
carolyn wrote:
From the 1750's to the 1810's, the tobacco enema w... (show quote)
Carolyn, sounds like you are into "water sports"...Ick, with a capital "I". Different strokes for different folks......I suppose.....
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Jan 7, 2014 09:57:39 #
so you move on from threads where you might have to face facts or give a more coherent answer to post something as lame as this. typical Alinsky moves.
carolyn wrote:
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Jan 7, 2014 10:19:11 #
lpnmajor wrote:
I never knew that. My Wife's in a lot of trouble now, all those enemas for nothing. Oh, by the way, I know you're a democrat. Good play, they'll never catch on! :mrgreen:
You really don't know anything, do you? I know now how I can finally become rich. I will buy you for what you know and sell you for what you think you know. Man, I will put J.Paul Getty to shame as far as riches go.
Jan 7, 2014 10:21:16 #
Hungry Freaks wrote:
so you move on from threads where you might have to face facts or give a more coherent answer to post something as lame as this. typical Alinsky moves.
Well I'll be damned! There is no way a Tea Partier can possibly post anything without you left-wing dingbats trying to wreck the truth, is there?
Jan 7, 2014 10:29:14 #
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by Elizabeth Taylor.
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by Ted Kennedy.
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Jan 7, 2014 10:32:02 #
OH, CAROLYN... YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY PRICELESS!!!
carolyn wrote:
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Jan 7, 2014 11:08:13 #
bmac32 wrote:
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Love that, bmac! Still chuckling.... :thumbup: :-D
Jan 7, 2014 11:16:09 #
YOUR POST GAVE ME MUCH ENJOYMENT... THANK YOU....
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Love that, bmac! Still chuckling.... :thumbup: :-D
Jan 7, 2014 11:50:30 #
carolyn wrote:
Well I'll be damned! There is no way a Tea Partier can possibly post anything without you left-wing dingbats trying to wreck the truth, is there?
Not dingbats; members of HA. (Histrionics Anonymous).
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