Larry the Legend wrote:
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
Woman: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee."
Man: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Son: "Mom, stop it, you are not funny, you never make jokes"!
Mom: "Sure I do, I made you!"
To my only son= Only a mother could love you--and she died laughing.