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Badbobby needs Divine intervention for his hearing...
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Sep 27, 2016 22:03:56   #
PoppaGringo Loc: Muslim City, Mexifornia, B.R.
 
Big dog wrote:
Congratulations. Keep on thinking FREE


His ersatz 'thinking' is what often propels him into difficulties.

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Sep 27, 2016 22:38:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
His ersatz 'thinking' is what often propels him into difficulties.


Not to mention his erstwhile Naval service.

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Sep 27, 2016 22:50:39   #
Big dog
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not to mention his erstwhile Naval service.


Erstwhilebadbobbybad, ....... I'm lost for words.
Oh

ONE CRIME AT A TIME.
It keeps me outta trouble.

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Sep 27, 2016 23:34:47   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Haha! Wait, did I hear that right?


Hear what?????? 🤗

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Sep 28, 2016 00:15:20   #
Big dog
 
lindajoy wrote:
Hear what?????? 🤗

ONE CRIME AT A TIME. If you have a couple of beers and drive home... use your turn signal, don't speed, put on your seat belt, stop at the stop sign, watch out for children, cats, dogs, deer, balls thrown into the street , etc..
If you grow pot, don't have a gun around.
If...
If......
DON'T you get it ?
ONE CRIME AT A TIME !
Unlike those who get caught, or those of political importance.

,

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Sep 28, 2016 05:38:47   #
Betta
 
Good one!!!


PoppaGringo wrote:
Following the events of the previous week, Badbobby knew he was going to have a very big problem with his hearing, so he decides to go to the revival meeting to see if the preacher there could give him a hand with it.

When he arrives, Badbobby sits down quietly and waits until the preacher asks the congregation if anyone needs his assistance through prayer.

The old man raises his hand and the preacher motions for him to come over and queue up with the other people who are in need of some divine assistance.

He patiently waits his turn, until he’s up next. The preacher asks him: "Badbobby, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

"Preacher, I need you to pray for my hearing,” he replies.

The preacher puts one finger in Badbobby's ear and places his other hand on top of Badbobby's head. He prays for what seems like an eternity, totally committed to ensuring Badbobby doesn’t have any further problems with his hearing.

After he prayed for him sufficiently, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked Badbobby:

"Badbobby, how is your hearing now?"

"I don't know, Reverend, it's not until next Wednesday."
Following the events of the previous week, Badbobb... (show quote)

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Sep 28, 2016 08:12:51   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Big dog wrote:
ONE CRIME AT A TIME. If you have a couple of beers and drive home... use your turn signal, don't speed, put on your seat belt, stop at the stop sign, watch out for children, cats, dogs, deer, balls thrown into the street , etc..
If you grow pot, don't have a gun around.
If...
If......
DON'T you get it ?
ONE CRIME AT A TIME !
Unlike those who get caught, or those of political importance.

,


Lolol, okkkkk, got it!!

One crime at a time....All together if possible...

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Sep 28, 2016 14:19:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
PoppaGringo wrote:
He is still endeavoring to convince people he is a man and not just a lowly Swab Jockey.



I've been tryin to figger out
which one of them dastardly Marines
is the dummy
I do know that one of them sits in the others lap

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Sep 28, 2016 14:23:31   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not to mention his erstwhile Naval service.



Yall think them four bit words are gonna bamboozle me???

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Sep 28, 2016 14:24:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Lolol, okkkkk, got it!!

One crime at a time....All together if possible...



Linda
you know that you
could do crime
in mine eyes

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Sep 28, 2016 14:53:24   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Linda
you know that you
could do crime
in mine eyes



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Sep 28, 2016 15:11:48   #
Big dog
 
Oooh them lips !!!!!!!

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Sep 28, 2016 15:27:54   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Yall think them four bit words are gonna bamboozle me???


Heck, I'm thinking a two-bit word ought'a do the trick...no need for overkill on a Squid.

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Sep 28, 2016 15:31:32   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Linda
you know that you
could do crime
in mine eyes

I'm guessing you meant L-J could do 'no' crime in your eyes...or, maybe you meant she could do criminal trespass on you Which is it, BB

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Sep 28, 2016 16:33:47   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm guessing you meant L-J could do 'no' crime in your eyes...or, maybe you meant she could do criminal trespass on you Which is it, BB


Egadsssssss you yittle instigator, you..lolllll

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