Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..
I had him chained to a transmission."
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..
I had him chained to a transmission."
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That will do it every time.
Hilarious .
Thanks much.
Hope that tranny wasn't a Muncie Supercase 4 Speed.
eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..
I had him chained to a transmission."
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as the... (
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eagleye13 wrote:
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?"
The second hunter says," I don't know. Let's throw somethin' down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."
The first hunter says, "Hey, there's an old automobile transmission over there.
Give me a hand, we'll throw it in and see."
So they pick it up and carry it over and count one, two, three and heave it in the hole. They are standing there listening, looking over the edge, when they hear a rustling behind them. As they turn around, they see a goat come crashing through the underbrush, run up to the hole and, without hesitation, jump in headfirst.
While they are standing there staring at each other in amazement, peering into the hole, trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer saunters up.
"Say there," says the farmer, "You fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you ?"
The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' bout a hunnert miles an hour and jumped . . .headfirst into this here hole!!"
The old farmer said, "Naw, that's impossible . ..
I had him chained to a transmission."
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Now that was a great joke. I never heard that one before.
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.
badbobby wrote:
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???
missinglink wrote:
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.
sounds like a theory anyhow
missinglink wrote:
It was Baaaaaah baaaaah baaaah baaah baah bah deep.
That's pretty derned deep if your a askin me.
Now that is deeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeep deeeep
LOLOLOLOL
Good one missing bottom:-)
badbobby wrote:
just wonderin
did they find out how deep that hole was???
Only if they jumped in to retrieve that goat.
eagleye13 wrote:
Now that is deeeeeeeeeeeep deeeeeeep deeeep
LOLOLOLOL
Good one missing bottom:-)
And as good as your joke!! Missing has a great sense of humor........
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