Sometimes it is best to say nothing...
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
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Unfortunately, most funny jokes are unkind to someone.
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
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uhuh
now you have aggravated the bus drivers
way to go Poppa
PoppaGringo wrote:
A little boy boards a public bus and sits down right behind the driver.
He begins to speak: "If my mom was a cow and my dad was a bull, I'd be a little calf. If my mom was a hen and my dad was a chicken, I'd be a little chick. If my mom was a deer and my dad was a buck, I'd be a little deer. If my mom was a duck and my dad was a goose, I'd be a little duckling."
After listening to the boy rambling on and on in the same manner for a while, the bus driver begins to get annoyed.
He turns around and says to the boy: “What if your mom was a drunk and your dad was a bum?”
In an instant, the boy responds: “I’d be a bus driver.”
The bus driver probably should have seen it coming!
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little boys should be seen but not heard
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
badbobby wrote:
little boys should be seen but not heard
You should take that to heart.
badbobby wrote:
uhuh
now you have aggravated the bus drivers
way to go Poppa
No big deal. Bus drivers are just land based Swabbies.
PaulPisces wrote:
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Generally speaking, so is life.
Armageddun wrote:
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
Good day, Armi, 'tis good to see you up and about again.
Armageddun wrote:
The Poppa Gringo is not politically correct. He is his own man.. Go Pops
Armi
never
never
never
encourage him
he might even get the idea that we tolerate him
badbobby wrote:
Armi
never
never
never
encourage him
he might even get the idea that we tolerate him
Hey I got friends that I have to stay loyal tue, even ewe
badbobby wrote:
better me than
a 16 inch earthworm
At least the earthworm is useful.
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