The mysterious beer.
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:
"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:
"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (
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Good one, butt on the serious side, watch out for Dr. Gozinya!!
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slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:
"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (
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He could have substituted a Michelube, or a hinniecan.
lpnmajor wrote:
He could have substituted a Michelube, or a hinniecan.
Would have killed the punch line!
slatten49 wrote:
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colonoscopy. I went into his office for my very first rectal exam. His new blond nurse, Ethel, took me to an examining room. She told me to get undressed and have a seat until the doctor could see me. She said that he would only be a few minutes. After putting on the gown that she gave me I sat down. While waiting I observed there were three items on a stand next to the exam table:
A Tube of K-Y jelly,
A rubber glove
And a beer.
When Dr. Putz finally came in I said, "Look Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first exam. I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what the glove is for, but can you tell me what the BEER is for?"
At that, Doctor Putz became noticeably outraged and stormed over to the door. He flung the door open and yelled to his new blonde nurse:
"Damn it, Ethel! I said a BUTT light."
It was my first time visiting Dr. Putz for a colon... (
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Was it a five cell butt light????????
Armageddun wrote:
Was it a five cell butt light????????
Nah...it was a low-cell butt light.
badbobby wrote:
enunciation --love it
Is that your 'Enunciation Proclamation,' BB
Just like Abraham Lincoln, you are
badbobby wrote:
should I thank you Sir??
No thanks necessary, but a stirring rendition of the Marine Corp Hymn would be nice.
And, don't call me "Sir," as I was only a junior NCO.
slatten49 wrote:
No thanks necessary, but a stirring rendition of the Marine Corp Hymn would be nice.
And, don't call me "Sir," as I was only a junior NCO.
unlike our lesser Naval brethren(Jarheads)
we are indoctrinated to be polite
even to those below us
I do pride myself in being able to do this
do you perhaps mean "Anchors Aweigh"??
badbobby wrote:
unlike our lesser Naval brethren(Jarheads)
we are indoctrinated to be polite
even to those below us
I do pride myself in being able to do this
do you perhaps mean "Anchors Aweigh"??
Surely you're joking...right
Polite..possibly. 'Humble,' I could believe, as Swabbies have every reason to be humble.
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