slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BOROWITZ REPORT

APRIL 3, 2016, by BY ANDY BOROWITZ

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Attempting to repair some of the fallout from his recent remarks about women, Donald Trump said on Sunday that the decision of whether women should be considered humans should be left to the states.

“I wouldn’t want to tell Texas whether women are humans, for example,” he said on CBS’s “Face the Nation.” “They obviously have some very strong opinions about that.”

When asked point-blank whether he considered women humans, the billionaire responded, “It should be a case-by-case thing.”

Trump also blasted the media for applying what he called a “double standard” to his remarks about women. “I can call a woman a pig and it’s totally taken out of context,” he said.

Trump’s latest comments drew a strong rebuke from his chief rival, Senator Ted Cruz, on the campaign trail in Wisconsin. “Once again, Donald has utterly failed to find a subtle way to express the Republican Party’s anti-woman views,” he said.
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Andy Borowitz is a New York Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998. He writes the Borowitz Report for newyorker.com.

robmull Loc: florida

Gee, I hope Andy does shows that "WE" can all laugh like hell at, as often as Andy gets the urge to be funny. I especially like the "Once again, Donald..." piss in-my-pants funny skit; especially when I see the results; numbers going through-the-roof!!! God, I hope Andy gets some new routines like the old routines. FUUUUUNNNNNNYYYYYY. GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUMP!!!!

badbobby Loc: texas

Borowitz is definitely anti Trump

Fluffy

Don't forget to add the disclaimer that this is satire, and then define what satire means. We wouldn't want the knuckle draggers to misunderstand.

Bandjc Loc: Ms

Some women are pigs as are some men. I completely understand where he is coming from.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, given that this year's political campaigns are rife with examples for satire, it would behoove all to maintain their senses of humor.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, the last Borowitz Report I posted was anti-Hillary, so.....

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The last line of the post should be enough of a disclaimer for anyone.

badbobby Loc: texas

quid pro quo???

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Whatever catches my eye...regardless.

Searching Loc: Rural Southwest VA

Well, Sir Slatten, since I am emoting in sharps and flats this day, really discordant and feeling malevolent towards "most", I will only say, since I have been on Facebook SO much in an honest-to-God intellectual "closed group, that when I went to hit "Like"....had to pause for a moment, suddenly remembering I need to click on "Send"!!

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Well, in the words of the immortal Sam Cooke, "You send me."

kburns50

Is this supposed to be the "Political Joke" entry of the day? Is Elwood Back?

bilordinary Loc: SW Washington

Didn't he just do one on Hilliary?

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I wish he were. I miss his posts.