1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up on it.)
2) How do catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way. Unique up on it.)
3) How do crazy people go through the forest? (They take the psycho path.)
4) How do you get holy water? (You boil the Hell out of it.)
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? (Dam!)
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? (Polaroids.)
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
9) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand. (Quatro sinko.)
10) What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses.)
11) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
13) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (A nervous wreck.)
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (Anyone can roast beef.)
15) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka.)
slatten49 wrote:
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up on it.)
2) How do catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way. Unique up on it.)
3) How do crazy people go through the forest? (They take the psycho path.)
4) How do you get holy water? (You boil the Hell out of it.)
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? (Dam!)
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? (Polaroids.)
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
9) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand. (Quatro sinko.)
10) What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses.)
11) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
13) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (A nervous wreck.)
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (Anyone can roast beef.)
15) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka.)
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up o... (
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What happens when a bricklayer has a conundrum while working on a project?
He ran into a brick wall!
archie bunker wrote:
What happens when a bricklayer has a conundrum while working on a project?
He ran into a brick wall!
Worthy of my list
I'm not sure that is a good thing, though, Arch.
What do you call your butt when someone puts out a cigarette on it? An asstray.
What do you call those things they freeze off during a colonoscopy? Polypcicles.
I've gotta million of them - but I can only remember those two.
lpnmajor wrote:
What do you call your butt when someone puts out a cigarette on it? An asstray.
What do you call those things they freeze off during a colonoscopy? Polypcicles.
I've gotta million of them - but I can only remember those two.
I got'ta believe you do, Doc...have a "million of them."
Those two were worthy of mentioning.
slatten49 wrote:
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up on it.)
2) How do catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way. Unique up on it.)
3) How do crazy people go through the forest? (They take the psycho path.)
4) How do you get holy water? (You boil the Hell out of it.)
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? (Dam!)
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? (Polaroids.)
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
9) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand. (Quatro sinko.)
10) What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses.)
11) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
13) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (A nervous wreck.)
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (Anyone can roast beef.)
15) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka.)
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up o... (
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What do you get when you goose a ghost? (A handful of sheet).
slatten49 wrote:
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up on it.)
2) How do catch a tame rabbit? (Tame way. Unique up on it.)
3) How do crazy people go through the forest? (They take the psycho path.)
4) How do you get holy water? (You boil the Hell out of it.)
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? (Dam!)
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? (Polaroids.)
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? (A stick.)
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours? (Nacho cheese.)
9) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand. (Quatro sinko.)
10) What do you call Santa's helpers? (Subordinate Clauses.)
11) What do you get from a pampered cow? (Spoiled milk.)
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? (Frostbite.)
13) What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? (A nervous wreck.)
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? (Anyone can roast beef.)
15) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? (Sanka.)
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit? (Unique up o... (
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been delving in the oldies
have you Slat?
still funny though
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