For the ladies out there: A good deed that just keeps on giving.
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
slatten49 wrote:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
A married couple was in a terrible accident where ... (
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Mom's the butt of the joke.
moldyoldy wrote:
Mom's the butt of the joke.
You're quick.
Top'a the day to you, Moldy
slatten49 wrote:
You're quick.
Top'a the day to you, Moldy
Just the luck of the Irish.
slatten49 wrote:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
A married couple was in a terrible accident where ... (
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I wonder if he still has to shave. You know, women shave all kinds of stuff in the shower!!
archie bunker wrote:
I wonder if he still has to shave. You know, women shave all kinds of stuff in the shower!!
Are you admitting to being a voyeur...a 'peeping Tom'
slatten49 wrote:
Are you admitting to being a voyeur...a 'peeping Tom'
I admit NOTHING!!
Simple observation on my part. That''s all. There is a razor in the shower, and she is smooth all over. What other conclusion could I draw?
slatten49 wrote:
I can accept that.
I never did figure out how they reach between their shoulder blades, and the middle of their back. Oh well....they got this!
slatten49 wrote:
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.
However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks.
The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a delicate matter.
After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful beauty!
One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
Women are vengeful Slat
Oh, you knew that
"My darling," she replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheeks."
A married couple was in a terrible accident where ... (
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Women are very vengeful Slat
Oh yeah ,you knew that
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