why women make better assassins
Apr 18, 2016 15:37:51 #
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin
After back ground checks ,interviews ,and testing there were three finalists for the job,two men and a woman.
For the final test the CIA took one of the men to a door,gave him a gun and said,"we must know that you will follow instructions regardless of circumstances.Inside this room is your wife,go in and kill her!!"The man said"You must be insane.I could never kill my wife"
The CIA said"Then you are not the man for this job,take your wife and go home"
The second man was led to the same door given a gun and was given the same instructions."Inside this room is your wife,go in and kill her"The man entered the room and returned with tears in his eyes.I'm sorry "he said"I tried,I really tried,but I just couldn't kill my wife"!!The CIA said "you aren't the man we want,take your wife and go home".
Finally it was the woman's turn.She was taken to the door,given a
gun and told"We must be sure that you will follow instructions,regardless of the circumstances.Inside this room is your husband of twenty years.take this gun and kill him!"
the woman entered the room and immediately there was six shots heard.then thrashing,screaming and banging on the walls,after a short while the woman emerged.Wiping her brow of sweat she
exclaimed"That damn gun was loaded with blanks.I had to beat him to death with a chair"!!
After back ground checks ,interviews ,and testing there were three finalists for the job,two men and a woman.
For the final test the CIA took one of the men to a door,gave him a gun and said,"we must know that you will follow instructions regardless of circumstances.Inside this room is your wife,go in and kill her!!"The man said"You must be insane.I could never kill my wife"
The CIA said"Then you are not the man for this job,take your wife and go home"
The second man was led to the same door given a gun and was given the same instructions."Inside this room is your wife,go in and kill her"The man entered the room and returned with tears in his eyes.I'm sorry "he said"I tried,I really tried,but I just couldn't kill my wife"!!The CIA said "you aren't the man we want,take your wife and go home".
Finally it was the woman's turn.She was taken to the door,given a
gun and told"We must be sure that you will follow instructions,regardless of the circumstances.Inside this room is your husband of twenty years.take this gun and kill him!"
the woman entered the room and immediately there was six shots heard.then thrashing,screaming and banging on the walls,after a short while the woman emerged.Wiping her brow of sweat she
exclaimed"That damn gun was loaded with blanks.I had to beat him to death with a chair"!!
Apr 18, 2016 15:41:34 #
badbobby wrote:
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
She had to be a blonde.
Apr 18, 2016 16:44:16 #
LAPhil
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
badbobby wrote:
That's very funny. The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
:-D :-D
Apr 19, 2016 08:04:38 #
Apr 19, 2016 08:27:58 #
badbobby wrote:
The CIA had an opening for a new assassin br After... (show quote)
Just goes to show a women doesn't need a gun to take you out.......... :mrgreen: :shock: :XD: :wink: :wink:
Good one sweetsssss~~
Apr 19, 2016 11:54:11 #
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