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Laughter the best medicine
Mar 26, 2016 12:14:04 #
From an e-mail
I love this.
While on a flight, a congressman was seated next to a little girl who was quietly reading her book.
The congressman turned to the little girl and asked, Do you want to chat? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.
The little girl placed her book down on her lap and said, What do you want to talk about?
Oh, I dont know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages? he continued, smiling smugly.
Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first, she started.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow makes a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you think that is? she asked.
The congressman, surprised by the question and the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmm, I have no idea!
The little girl then picked up her book and opens it to the page she left off at.
Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you dont know shit, sir? she asked and went back to reading her book.
From QP.
I love this.
While on a flight, a congressman was seated next to a little girl who was quietly reading her book.
The congressman turned to the little girl and asked, Do you want to chat? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger.
The little girl placed her book down on her lap and said, What do you want to talk about?
Oh, I dont know, said the congressman. How about global warming, universal health care or stimulus packages? he continued, smiling smugly.
Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first, she started.
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff grass. Yet a deer poops little pellets, while a cow makes a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you think that is? she asked.
The congressman, surprised by the question and the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, Hmm, I have no idea!
The little girl then picked up her book and opens it to the page she left off at.
Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care, or the economy when you dont know shit, sir? she asked and went back to reading her book.
From QP.
Mar 26, 2016 12:22:48 #
Mar 27, 2016 08:31:46 #
Smart than a 5th grader?? Obviously not~~~
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
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Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
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Mar 27, 2016 10:49:52 #
Mar 27, 2016 18:39:52 #
Mar 27, 2016 18:43:36 #
lindajoy wrote:
Smart than a 5th grader?? Obviously not~~~
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sweetttt Scotty~~
Happy Easter and to you too recon~~
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Thanks,
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Mar 28, 2016 08:24:10 #
beammeupscotty wrote:
Thanks,
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Hope you had a great Easter!!
Welcome, I sure did.....Thank You....
Love your jokes always.. :thumbup:
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