Big Bass wrote:
2 Benny Hill one-liners:-
Why is a woman like a piano?
When she's not upright, she's grand.
Overheard in a pub: " 'Scuse me, guv'nor, have you got any photos of your wife in the nude?"
" No! Certainly not!"
"Would you like to buy some?"
Big, those were good...Haven't heard either of them before either~~ Thank You :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: