Interesting observations.
Going the e-mail rounds.
Politicians should have two terms one in office and the other in prison! More
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1. Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, shes probably very cross.
4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingling little feeling you get when you really like someone youve just met? Thats common sense leaving your body.
6. I dont like making plans for the day because the word premeditated gets thrown around in court.
7. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days in a row.
8. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and rename it the Jim. I feel much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, whats your plan?
Elwood,
As always much good.
Mel Havener
:lol: :lol: :lol: Yup, on a roll you are~~~ :thumbup:
I really like #8. I will use it, henceforth. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
slatten49 wrote:
I really like #8. I will use it, henceforth. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
I like #2~~~~ :shock: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
Politicians should have two terms one in office and the other in prison! More
..
1. Im not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. Im just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a womans mood just by her hands. If she is holding a gun, shes probably very cross.
4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingling little feeling you get when you really like someone youve just met? Thats common sense leaving your body.
6. I dont like making plans for the day because the word premeditated gets thrown around in court.
7. I didnt make it to the gym today. That makes 1,508 days in a row.
8. I decided to stop calling the bathroom the John and rename it the Jim. I feel much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers: If you find one, whats your plan?
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Very funny as usual. As to #9 paranoid people should carry a can of wasp spray when they are looking behind the shower curtain. If there IS someone there you can spray him, if not well then you are prepared for wasps anyhow.
no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny as usual. As to #9 paranoid people should carry a can of wasp spray when they are looking behind the shower curtain. If there IS someone there you can spray him, if not well then you are prepared for wasps anyhow.
In that situation I don't want to just upset him, I'm taking him down.....My glock is my choice..If he's hiding in my shower he's threatening my life...
lindajoy wrote:
I like #2~~~~ :shock: :lol: :lol:
In Texas, you would hear the return of gun-fire :!: :shock: :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
In Texas, you would hear the return of gun-fire :!: :shock: :lol:
Why do I believe that????? :wink:
slatten49 wrote:
I really like #8. I will use it, henceforth. :thumbup: :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: You go Slats. :mrgreen:
no propaganda please wrote:
Very funny as usual. As to #9 paranoid people should carry a can of wasp spray when they are looking behind the shower curtain. If there IS someone there you can spray him, if not well then you are prepared for wasps anyhow.
:lol: :lol: Sounds like a plan. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: You go Slats. :mrgreen:
I am going...to the Jim. :lol:
slatten49 wrote:
I am going...to the Jim. :lol:
:lol: :lol: You da man. :mrgreen:
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