Going the e-mail rounds.
"Do not regret growing older . It is a privilege denied to many . "
SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through
his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even
need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and
handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the
waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
"Do not regret growing older . It is a privilege denied to many . "
SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through
his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even
need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and
handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the
waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"
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:thumbup: Cute but a little too close to home for comfort. :lol: :lol: :roll:
Onelostdog wrote:
:thumbup: Cute but a little too close to home for comfort. :lol: :lol: :roll:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds.
"Do not regret growing older . It is a privilege denied to many . "
SENIOR DRIVER
My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through
his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.
He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.
He said with excitement, "you appear quite elderly to be driving."
"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even
need a driver's license anymore.
"The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license. I told him yes and
handed it to him. He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the
waste basket, saying,
'You won't need this anymore,' so I thanked him and left!"
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makes me wonder when they will void my drivers license??e
badbobby wrote:
makes me wonder when they will void my drivers license??e
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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