AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
Especially for all of you with sons. :lol: :lol:
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"
That is sooo cute! :D :D :D
Where was this when the boys were younger, could have used it.
Whatamess wrote:
That is sooo cute! :D :D :D
AuntiE wrote:
Especially for all of you with sons. :lol: :lol:
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"
Especially for all of you with sons. :lol: :lol:... (
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Very good! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:?: This works with girls, too, doesn't it? :mrgreen:
Loved it! :thumbup:
Were you told this when young, & impressionable, AuntiE? :lol:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
:?: This works with girls, too, doesn't it? :mrgreen:
Loved it! :thumbup:
Were you told this when young, & impressionable, AuntiE? :lol:
You and yours would be the expert on girls with twenty-two of them.
Such fright was not necessary for Aunti.
AuntiE wrote:
You and yours would be the expert on girls with twenty-two of them.
Such fright was not necessary for Aunti.
:roll: Twenty-two grandchildren, AuntiE. Not all of them are girls! :lol:
And, I did just add one more boy! :thumbup:
Yeah, you would have been a "honey-chile"! :mrgreen:
Not so, me. :shock:
AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
slatten49 wrote:
:roll: Twenty-two grandchildren, AuntiE. Not all of them are girls! :lol:
And, I did just add one more boy! :thumbup:
Yeah, you would have been a "honey-chile"! :mrgreen:
Not so, me. :shock:
Why did I think of the great number of grandchildren twenty-two were girls with a minute number of boys? I am perfectly aware of the new addition.
I did the socially acceptable behavior of acknowledgment the joyousness for your expanding "oak tree".
When one lives in a multi-generational household, you best be "honey chile" or innumerable disciplinary adults are available to resolve behavior corrections. :mrgreen:
By the by, did your two boys make God disappear in their youth? :?: :twisted: :shock:
AuntiE wrote:
Especially for all of you with sons. :lol: :lol:
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed.
So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?"
Again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time, dude...
God is missing--and they think WE did it!"
Especially for all of you with sons. :lol: :lol:... (
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Wait! Am I missing something? Did or didn't they do it?
Loved it! Nice delivery.
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