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Great truths
Jan 15, 2016 14:28:24 #
Great truths
> GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
> 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
> 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
> 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
> 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> 5) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap .
>
> GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
> 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
> 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
> 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
> 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
> 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
>
> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
> chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
> to ask you the questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
>
> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT SUCCESS:
> At age 4 success is . . ... Not piddling in your pants.
> At age 12 success is ... . . Having friends.
> At age 17 success is ..... . Having a driver's license.
> At age 35 success is . ... . Having money.
> At age 50 success is . .. .. Having money.
> At age 70 success is . ... . Having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success is ... ... Having friends.
> At age 80 success is . .. .. Not piddling in your pants.
> GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
> 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
> 2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
> 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
> 4) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
> 5) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap .
>
> GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:
> 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
> 2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
> 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
> 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
> 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
> 6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
>
> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:
> 1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
> 2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
> 3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
> 4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
> chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
> 5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers
> to ask you the questions.
> 6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
> 7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
>
> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT SUCCESS:
> At age 4 success is . . ... Not piddling in your pants.
> At age 12 success is ... . . Having friends.
> At age 17 success is ..... . Having a driver's license.
> At age 35 success is . ... . Having money.
> At age 50 success is . .. .. Having money.
> At age 70 success is . ... . Having a drivers license.
> At age 75 success is ... ... Having friends.
> At age 80 success is . .. .. Not piddling in your pants.
Jan 15, 2016 14:34:29 #
And Without Saying It You Proved Another Great Truth
'Keep It Simple'
:)
'Keep It Simple'
:)
Jan 15, 2016 17:20:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
karpenter wrote:
And Without Saying It You Proved Another Great Truth
'Keep It Simple'
:)
'Keep It Simple'
:)
Very true. :wink: :thumbup:
Jan 16, 2016 13:59:14 #
Oliver
Loc: Dayton, OH
eagleye13 wrote:
Great truths br br > GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE ... (show quote)
Thanks for the laugh. So true!
Jan 17, 2016 07:59:34 #
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