Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
I can't wait to pass that one along. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (
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Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (
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Good one! LMAO! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: thanks needed a really good laugh
Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (
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And after hearing 7 loud .45 caliber pistol shots coming from the closed doors of the elevator............the doors opened.....and the little Irishman walked out.........alone!
Parrothead wrote:
I can't wait to pass that one along. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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JMHO wrote:
Good one! LMAO! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Elwood wrote:
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol:
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says:
"7 ft. tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown."
The little Irishman faints dead away and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him round, shaking him.
The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice, the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me................
I 'm 7 ft. tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each....and my name is Turner Brown."
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said, Turn around!"
Got this from a friend in England. :lol: :lol: b... (
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Best chuckle of the morning! Thanks!
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