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The difference between guts and balls.
Nov 18, 2015 03:01:31   #
RWNJ
 
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.

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Nov 18, 2015 06:36:50   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)


Yep. Either one, or both, without brains, well - I suppose having your wife beat them out with a broom is a good excuse.

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Nov 18, 2015 08:10:10   #
funguy1949
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: till the tears flow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Made my Day RWNJ Thanks

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Nov 18, 2015 09:34:34   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the warning.

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Nov 18, 2015 11:47:25   #
RWNJ
 
lpnmajor wrote:
Yep. Either one, or both, without brains, well - I suppose having your wife beat them out with a broom is a good excuse.


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Nov 18, 2015 11:48:17   #
RWNJ
 
funguy1949 wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: till the tears flow :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Made my Day RWNJ Thanks


Glad you liked it.

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Nov 18, 2015 11:49:46   #
RWNJ
 
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the warning.


:shock:

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Nov 19, 2015 11:05:00   #
bahmer
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)


Very funny

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Nov 19, 2015 13:14:33   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)



I fear the word "idiocy"
would more aptly apply

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Nov 19, 2015 19:02:54   #
wuzblynd Loc: thomson georgia
 
RWNJ wrote:
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in serious bodily injury or death.
We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls,... (show quote)






Damit man !!!! Hurt myself on that one.

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Nov 19, 2015 19:24:10   #
RWNJ
 
wuzblynd wrote:
Damit man !!!! Hurt myself on that one.


Busted a gut, did you?

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