Elwood Loc: Florida

Super Dave Loc: Realville, USA

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JMHO Loc: Utah

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I own two Glocks!

Weewillynobeerspilly Loc: North central Texas

Nice one, seeing the gunny makes me miss Mail Call......damn good show.

Thanks Elwood,

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

One of those "OH S**T!!!!!" moments.

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Double post. Senior moment.

Elwood Loc: Florida

You da man . :thumbup: :thumbup: :-D

Elwood Loc: Florida

Oh yeah. :lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

It's a bitch growing old. :lol: :lol:

Elwood Loc: Florida

My pleasure Willy. :-D

bahmer

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mongo Loc: TEXAS

Funny, and has truly happened in different ways.

One night when I was getting off my shift, around 12:00am, a couple of my friends asked if I would come to a new club grand opening that a former employee had just opened. Of course I agreed. When we got to the car, we took off our duty shirts and put our civilian (cover) shirts on. We arrived at the club and most of the patrons where from my work. We where all dancing, standing around, laughing and having a good time, (or much needed therapy).
Around 2:30am, in walks eight southern mexican gang bangers. First mistake was to enter the club by slamming open the doors to announce their presents. Then walking over to a table of women having a conversation, saying loud enough for the room to hear, "Hey, why don't you and me dance?" Well, all they did was laugh at them and go back to their conversation. The thugs didn't like being ignored much, so, they grabbed one of the ladies arms and started to say some unfinished sentence that started with "Bitch". I guess they all realized that all noise stopped and all eyes where staring at his group the second he spoke the word. All of the little maggots decided for the first time after entering, to closely observe the environment. What they observed was, everyone, (except them), had the same shoes, pants, and were grasping items in either their chest or small of their back.When they realized that everyone was Law-Enforcement, they started looking for the quickest exit, but nobody was going to move out of their way. It took them about fifteen minuets to get out the door that was only 20 feet away. Needless to say, they avoided a very ugly situation. Did I mention the woman who's arm was grabbed is nick-named "Rocky" and is a martial arts expert?

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SEMPER FI

Elwood Loc: Florida

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Elwood Loc: Florida

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dwallace2015

HoooohRaaah!