A man goes into a hospital... Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock: A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington to have his wedding ring cut off his...

Elwood Loc: Florida

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock:

A man went to the Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, Washington to have his wedding ring cut off his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket.

She didn't know he was married and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1. Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2. Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis....OR...
3. Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring.

Tough call. You decide.

bahmer

Elwood wrote:

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock: br... (show quote)

All of the above.

Rufus Loc: Deep South

bahmer wrote:

All of the above.

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: I concur.

pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ

We all can't be blessed with size, however it's how it performs that counts. This is why a 2600 LB Ferrari can out perform a 5000 LB Cadillac, of which like a woman you have to prime it to get it started. However the good news is that with gas prices coming down we all can afford to buy a Caddy of which is 1/10th the price of the prancing 'horse' Have another great day Elwood !

Parrothead Loc: In front of my laptop

Elwood wrote:

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock: br... (show quote)

The worst part would be the hours waiting for the doctors and nurses to stop laughing and get the ring off. :shock: :lol: :lol:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

pappadeux wrote:

We all can't be blessed with size, however it's how it performs that counts. This is why a 2600 LB Ferrari can out perform a 5000 LB Cadillac, of which like a woman you have to prime it to get it started. However the good news is that with gas prices coming down we all can afford to buy a Caddy of which is 1/10th the price of the prancing 'horse' Have another great day Elwood !

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Rufus Loc: Deep South

Parrothead wrote:

The worst part would be the hours waiting for the doctors and nurses to stop laughing and get the ring off. :shock: :lol: :lol:

And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse. :lol: :lol: :lol:

DamnYANKEE

Elwood wrote:

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock: br... (show quote)

He HAD to have been NEEDLE DICK , the BUG F*CKER :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

DamnYANKEE

pappadeux wrote:

We all can't be blessed with size, however it's how it performs that counts. This is why a 2600 LB Ferrari can out perform a 5000 LB Cadillac, of which like a woman you have to prime it to get it started. However the good news is that with gas prices coming down we all can afford to buy a Caddy of which is 1/10th the price of the prancing 'horse' Have another great day Elwood !

I AM :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Elwood wrote:

Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: :shock: br... (show quote)

Sounds like a one ring circus to me. You know the old saying " if the ring fits, wear it on your d!ck".

Elwood Loc: Florida

bahmer wrote:

All of the above.

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

pappadeux wrote:

We all can't be blessed with size, however it's how it performs that counts. This is why a 2600 LB Ferrari can out perform a 5000 LB Cadillac, of which like a woman you have to prime it to get it started. However the good news is that with gas prices coming down we all can afford to buy a Caddy of which is 1/10th the price of the prancing 'horse' Have another great day Elwood !

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Elwood Loc: Florida

Parrothead wrote:

The worst part would be the hours waiting for the doctors and nurses to stop laughing and get the ring off. :shock: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Very true.

Elwood Loc: Florida

DamnYANKEE wrote:

He HAD to have been NEEDLE DICK , the BUG F*CKER :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Jimbolai

pappadeux wrote:

We all can't be blessed with size, however it's how it performs that counts. This is why a 2600 LB Ferrari can out perform a 5000 LB Cadillac, of which like a woman you have to prime it to get it started. However the good news is that with gas prices coming down we all can afford to buy a Caddy of which is 1/10th the price of the prancing 'horse' Have another great day Elwood !

I must confess that I had a little trouble answering elwoods question and I am grateful that you papadeux explained it so well including an appropriate picture. :oops: :oops: