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Nov 16, 2015 11:04:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)

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Nov 16, 2015 11:08:05   #
pappadeux Loc: Phoenix AZ
 
Just one problem. Are you sure that the devil would accept these less than honorable souls, as for the most part they are lacking a soul

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Nov 16, 2015 11:08:17   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: funny

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Nov 16, 2015 11:10:28   #
EL Loc: Massachusetts
 
pappadeux wrote:
Just one problem. Are you sure that the devil would accept these less than honorable souls, as for the most part they are lacking a soul


Right! I think even the devil would find Obama hard to take.

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Nov 16, 2015 11:12:42   #
Rufus Loc: Deep South
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)


:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one BB.

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Nov 16, 2015 11:29:12   #
DamnYANKEE
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Nov 17, 2015 05:46:41   #
samtheyank
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)

"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)


I take my hat off to you.

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Nov 17, 2015 05:56:31   #
samtheyank
 
EL wrote:
Right! I think even the devil would find Obama hard to take.


No! Man! Obama is tailored made for Beelzebub. As the Bible says Satan is the father of lies. Obama is the President of Lies. Obama will fit very nice in Lucifer's scheme of things. Jeremiah Wright will be Obama's BOY. They will work as a team. Reverend Al Sharpton will be there with them. Rev. Al will ask for a drink of water. Obama will reply, "I have already done enough for you and I don't have enough time for you!" Chump!! I kept your sorry Black Ass out of jail. Please don't pass the collection plate around here-especially in HELL!

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Nov 17, 2015 09:56:49   #
jer48 Loc: perris ca
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)


The only problem with Obama jokes...
is that his followers don't think they're funny and the rest of us don't think they're jokes.

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Nov 17, 2015 11:05:20   #
boatbob2
 
AND obozo had a HUGE smile on his face,,,and an open mouth,,,,,,

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Nov 17, 2015 11:19:07   #
reconreb Loc: America / Inglis Fla.
 
boatbob2 wrote:
AND obozo had a HUGE smile on his face,,,and an open mouth,,,,,,


Yea.. problem is barrak and bill would like it :D

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Nov 23, 2015 15:16:22   #
mouset783 Loc: Oklahoma
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)

That would be heaven for the faggot.

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Nov 23, 2015 15:19:38   #
America Only Loc: From the right hand of God
 
badbobby wrote:
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and dies.
He immediately goes to Hell where the Devil is awaiting him.
"I don't know what to do here "says the Devil"You are on my list but I really don't have room for you.You definitely have to stay here ,so i'll tell you what I'm going to do.I've got a couple of folks here who aren't quite as bad as you.I will let one of them go,but you must take their place.I will let you decide who leaves".
Obama thought that was ok so he agreed.
The devil then opened a door to a room.In it was Ted kennedy and a big pool of water.Kennedy just kept diving into the pool and coming up empty handed.Time after time he dove and came up empty handed.(such was his fate in Hell)
"No"said Obama "That's not for me ,I'm not a good swimmer and I just couldn't do that for eternity"!!
So the Devil opened another door,In it was Al Gore with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.All Gore did was swing that hammer time after time ,time after time.(such was his fate in Hell)
"Mo ,that's no good for me"said Obama"I have a bad shoulder and I couldn't possibly swing that hammer".
So the Devil opened another door and through it Obama could see Bill Clinton lying in bed with his arms tied above his head and his legs spread eagled.Bent over him was Monica Lewinsk6y doing what Monica does best.
Obama said "Okay Satan I can handle that"!!
The devil with a malicious grin said

Okay Monica you are free to go"

(Such was his fate in Hell)
One day in the future Obama has a heart attack and... (show quote)


Priceless...thanks! hahahahah HOHOH ehehehlalalalallololhaahahah!

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Nov 23, 2015 15:20:05   #
America Only Loc: From the right hand of God
 
boatbob2 wrote:
AND obozo had a HUGE smile on his face,,,and an open mouth,,,,,,


The DROOL! HAHA!

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Nov 23, 2015 19:09:43   #
boatbob2
 
HELL,billy boy is probably just as bad as obozo........

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