Always Hire A Woman When You Want to Get the Job Done
Nov 9, 2015 15:52:47 #
And some think women are the weaker sex.......
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home"
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions: to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her.
The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife".
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home".
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home"
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions: to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to kill him with the chair."
Nov 9, 2015 15:59:36 #
PaulPisces wrote:
And some think women are the weaker sex....... br ... (show quote)
Dammit man. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 9, 2015 16:03:57 #
PaulPisces wrote:
And some think women are the weaker sex....... br ... (show quote)
That was funny thank you.
Nov 9, 2015 18:02:31 #
Rufus wrote:
Dammit man. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
I agree with you! :shock: :shock:
Nov 9, 2015 18:53:03 #
Feb 1, 2016 10:52:26 #
Feb 1, 2016 12:21:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
Any chance that woman was AuntiE :?:
You're mean man, really mean, Auntie is so sweet, all she would ever do is bop you with a cast iron skillet.
Feb 1, 2016 14:44:17 #
bahmer wrote:
You're mean man, really mean, Auntie is so sweet, all she would ever do is bop you with a cast iron skillet.
You are such an understanding man. :-D :-P
Feb 1, 2016 14:45:18 #
slatten49 wrote:
Any chance that woman was AuntiE :?:
One of the kitty crew would handle the matter. :idea: :idea: :twisted:
We will let their leader choose.
Feb 1, 2016 20:42:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
You're mean man, really mean, Auntie is so sweet, all she would ever do is bop you with a cast iron skillet.
In this instance, it would have been UncleE who was the 'victim.' 8-)
Feb 1, 2016 20:43:51 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
One of the kitty crew would handle the matter. :idea: :idea: :twisted:
We will let their leader choose.
We will let their leader choose.
I withdraw all previous comments. :oops: :roll: :oops:
Feb 1, 2016 20:53:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
I withdraw all previous comments. :oops: :roll: :oops:
Way...way...way to late. Always watching....
Feb 1, 2016 21:06:04 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
AuntiE wrote:
Way...way...way to late. Always watching....
I almost forgot...1500 miles! :wink: Heh...heh...heh.
Besides, I have LadyBug, Inkie and Brat to defend against your felonious felines. :thumbup:
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