Betty and Bob
Betty and Bob go to the Texas State Fair every year.
And every year Bob would say-"Gosh I sure would like to go up in that helicopter"!!
But Betty would reply--"But it costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
After many years and trips to the fair Bob said--Betty I'm eighty nine years old ,and if I don't go up in that helicopter this year I probably wont get another chance.
Betty replied--I know Honey and I'm sorry,but it still costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
The copter pilot overheard their conversation and said to them--"Hey folks,I'll make you a deal,I will take you both up for a ride and if you don't say a word while we are flying,it wont cost you a cent.but if you say a word or scream,it will cost you fifty bucks".
Betty and Bob agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers,but not a word was heard.
He did tricks over and over--but not a word.
When they landed the pilot said to Bob--"By golly I did everything I knew to get one of you to yell or say something.I've got to hand it to you,you were great"!!
Bob replied--"Well to tell you the truth I almost said something when Betty fell out.
BUT FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS"!!!!!
you can tell if a banana is bad
badbobby wrote:
Betty and Bob
Betty and Bob go to the Texas State Fair every year.
And every year Bob would say-"Gosh I sure would like to go up in that helicopter"!!
But Betty would reply--"But it costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
After many years and trips to the fair Bob said--Betty I'm eighty nine years old ,and if I don't go up in that helicopter this year I probably wont get another chance.
Betty replied--I know Honey and I'm sorry,but it still costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
The copter pilot overheard their conversation and said to them--"Hey folks,I'll make you a deal,I will take you both up for a ride and if you don't say a word while we are flying,it wont cost you a cent.but if you say a word or scream,it will cost you fifty bucks".
Betty and Bob agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers,but not a word was heard.
He did tricks over and over--but not a word.
When they landed the pilot said to Bob--"By golly I did everything I knew to get one of you to yell or say something.I've got to hand it to you,you were great"!!
Bob replied--"Well to tell you the truth I almost said something when Betty fell out.
BUT FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS"!!!!!
you can tell if a banana is bad
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badbobby wrote:
Betty and Bob
Betty and Bob go to the Texas State Fair every year.
And every year Bob would say-"Gosh I sure would like to go up in that helicopter"!!
But Betty would reply--"But it costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
After many years and trips to the fair Bob said--Betty I'm eighty nine years old ,and if I don't go up in that helicopter this year I probably wont get another chance.
Betty replied--I know Honey and I'm sorry,but it still costs fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks!!
The copter pilot overheard their conversation and said to them--"Hey folks,I'll make you a deal,I will take you both up for a ride and if you don't say a word while we are flying,it wont cost you a cent.but if you say a word or scream,it will cost you fifty bucks".
Betty and Bob agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers,but not a word was heard.
He did tricks over and over--but not a word.
When they landed the pilot said to Bob--"By golly I did everything I knew to get one of you to yell or say something.I've got to hand it to you,you were great"!!
Bob replied--"Well to tell you the truth I almost said something when Betty fell out.
BUT FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS"!!!!!
you can tell if a banana is bad
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dang BB.
Rufus wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Dang BB.
whadda yall expect from me
Psalms??? :lol: :lol:
badbobby wrote:
whadda yall expect from me
Psalms??? :lol: :lol:
Why not? God loves injuns too.
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badbobby wrote:
whadda yall expect from me
Psalms??? :lol: :lol:
Well, we know you gotta protect your image; so, nope. :shock: :mrgreen:
Searching wrote:
Well, we know you gotta protect your image; so, nope. :shock: :mrgreen:
hi search
dunno whether to say thank you
or ask why you are mad at me
Rufus wrote:
Why not? God loves injuns too.
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of course us redskins need help too :lol:
badbobby wrote:
hi search
dunno whether to say thank you
or ask why you are mad at me
Me mad at you??!!?? :shock: Nahhhhh. Perish the thought!!
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