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Words of wisdom
Oct 21, 2015 11:40:15 #
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
1. When I was born, I was given a choice
a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying,
"No hard feelings...
4. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they
are used together.
5. There are three stages in a man's life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
7. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.
8. Question:
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer:
Breasts don't have eyes.
9. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.
1. When I was born, I was given a choice
a big pecker or a good memory....
I don't remember what I chose.
2. A wife is a sex object.
Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
3. Impotence: nature's way of saying,
"No hard feelings...
4. There are only two four letter words that are
offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they
are used together.
5. There are three stages in a man's life:
Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
7. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep
with the enemy.
8. Question:
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Answer:
Breasts don't have eyes.
9. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed',
many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor.
Oct 21, 2015 11:50:30 #
Good ones. I know a few women with a good sense of humor but I tend to push their limits occasionally.
Oct 21, 2015 12:33:27 #
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Oct 21, 2015 13:51:46 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
Wisdom for men that already know a lot. :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 15:06:55 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
Oct 22, 2015 15:31:00 #
badbobby wrote:
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
No sense of humor? :roll: :lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2015 16:13:53 #
Jimbolai wrote:
Wisdom for men that already know a lot. :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Oct 22, 2015 16:14:30 #
badbobby wrote:
I showed Betty these-----
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
she said --"typical male chauvinist republican pig"
:!: :!: :!:
:shock: Oops, bad move. Some women just can't handle the truth. :lol: :lol: ;-)
Oct 22, 2015 17:42:58 #
Parrothead wrote:
No sense of humor? :roll: :lol: :lol:
yup that's what she called me
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
Oct 22, 2015 22:11:55 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
yup that's what she called me
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
my wife Betty is a strong minded individual
and though I know she was joshing me
I kinda think what she said about "typical male chauvinist pig"
pretty well nailed it
I'll bet that you've heard that before, haven't you, BB :?: :lol:
Oct 23, 2015 01:22:28 #
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol: br br 1. ... (show quote)
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is disgusting: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly disgusting and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
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Oct 23, 2015 10:56:23 #
fiatlux wrote:
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is disgusting: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly disgusting and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
To each his or her own. :mrgreen:
Oct 23, 2015 15:19:51 #
fiatlux wrote:
What I dislike about being liberal, as so many of you insist: a need to object where it seems persnickety. This is disgusting: "6. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity." Utterly disgusting and without saving grace. The rest is very funny.
Please tell us what is disgusting, virginity or what?
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Oct 23, 2015 15:23:56 #
Jimbolai wrote:
Please tell us what is disgusting, virginity or what?
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Just asking that's all. :oops: blushing
Somebody is not getting any. I lost my virginity a week before I turned 16 and never missed it. Sure made the years after a lot more fun. :lol: :lol:
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