Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
Sep 19, 2015 19:19:51 #
The " M " word
Spread the laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy while we're here!!!
The " M " word...
by Jeff Foxworthy
The " M " word...
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews,
Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French
Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct
by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, you are part of the problem in America !
If you delete this you are, most likely a Muslim.
No way!...I am sending this to people and friends who may think like me and that's not all bad......Dallas.. besides they are funny as only Jeff could say them.....
Spread the laughter, share the cheer. Let's be happy while we're here!!!
The " M " word...
by Jeff Foxworthy
The " M " word...
Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, the Pope, Jews,
Christians, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Chinese, the French (including French
Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women , blacks/whites, etc, but its insensitive
to make jokes about Muslims? Time to level the playing field and be politically correct
by including the Muslims!
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor,
You may be a Muslim.
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes,
You may be a Muslim.
3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean,
You may be a Muslim.
5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.
7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing,
You may be a Muslim.
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside
bombs, You may be a Muslim.
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four,
You may be a Muslim.
If you find this offensive and don't forward it, you are part of the problem in America !
If you delete this you are, most likely a Muslim.
No way!...I am sending this to people and friends who may think like me and that's not all bad......Dallas.. besides they are funny as only Jeff could say them.....
Sep 19, 2015 19:38:42 #
Unclet
Loc: Amarillo, Tx
CharlesRabb wrote:
The " M " word br br Spread the laughte... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 19, 2015 20:00:05 #
CharlesRabb wrote:
The " M " word br br Spread the laughte... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: That sums it up pretty well.
Sep 19, 2015 20:58:11 #
CharlesRabb wrote:
The " M " word br br Spread the laughte... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 20, 2015 00:16:05 #
Sep 20, 2015 05:56:24 #
CharlesRabb wrote:
The " M " word br br Spread the laughte... (show quote)
The PC crowd would squawk but muslims and their medieval religion should be as fair enough game as their sisters, Christianity and Judaism
Sep 20, 2015 06:35:31 #
Sep 20, 2015 16:01:31 #
Sep 20, 2015 16:07:39 #
BBZ wrote:
It doesn't make it any less true.
Sep 21, 2015 16:59:36 #
BBZ wrote:
He never said it wasn't true; only his brother did. Probably afraid of consequences.
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