do not judge me or my path
you have not walked in my shoes nor ridden my broom
do not vote for Monicas ex boy friends wife in 2016
yes I could improve my attitude
but my insurance does not cover those meds
two birds flying south
first bird--"damn I haven't seen a windshield for an hour"
second bird--"then you will just have to hold it"
a man had a flat tire on his car.
he pulled to the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front and in back of his car.then he sat in his car and just waited
a passerby was so curious about the scene that he turned around and went back
"whats the trouble"he asked
"well I have a flat tire"the first man answered
the passerby asked"but why do you have bouquets in front and back of your car?"
"well"the first man replied"you know what they say,when you break down always put flares in front and back of your car
badbobby wrote:
do not judge me or my path
you have not walked in my shoes nor ridden my broom
do not vote for Monicas ex boy friends wife in 2016
yes I could improve my attitude
but my insurance does not cover those meds
two birds flying south
first bird--"damn I haven't seen a windshield for an hour"
second bird--"then you will just have to hold it"
a man had a flat tire on his car.
he pulled to the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front and in back of his car.then he sat in his car and just waited
a passerby was so curious about the scene that he turned around and went back
"whats the trouble"he asked
"well I have a flat tire"the first man answered
the passerby asked"but why do you have bouquets in front and back of your car?"
"well"the first man replied"you know what they say,when you break down always put flares in front and back of your car
do not judge me or my path br you have not walked ... (
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The last one took me a minute to understand. But then I recalled my youth in the deep south and it suddenly made sense!
:)
Geee B.B.,
I know you have a very sharp sense of humour,
But you insight and thoughtfulness are seriously impressive.
solarkin wrote:
Geee B.B.,
I know you have a very sharp sense of humour,
But you insight and thoughtfulness are seriously impressive.
Thanks for a glimpse of you.
PaulPisces wrote:
The last one took me a minute to understand. But then I recalled my youth in the deep south and it suddenly made sense!
:)
that's okay Paul
it took me a while
and I posted it 8-) :lol: :lol:
PaulPisces wrote:
The last one took me a minute to understand. But then I recalled my youth in the deep south and it suddenly made sense!
:)
Don't inquire of the Swabbie how long it took him to comprehend prior to posting. As you are undoubtedly aware, they aren't known as 'deep thinkers' but are known for being in deep...
badbobby wrote:
do not judge me or my path
you have not walked in my shoes nor ridden my broom
do not vote for Monicas ex boy friends wife in 2016
yes I could improve my attitude
but my insurance does not cover those meds
two birds flying south
first bird--"damn I haven't seen a windshield for an hour"
second bird--"then you will just have to hold it"
a man had a flat tire on his car.
he pulled to the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front and in back of his car.then he sat in his car and just waited
a passerby was so curious about the scene that he turned around and went back
"whats the trouble"he asked
"well I have a flat tire"the first man answered
the passerby asked"but why do you have bouquets in front and back of your car?"
"well"the first man replied"you know what they say,when you break down always put flares in front and back of your car
do not judge me or my path br you have not walked ... (
show quote)
If I do not judge you or your path, can I expect the same?
fiatlux wrote:
If I do not judge you or your path, can I expect the same?
what you give
you can certainly expect the same
badbobby wrote:
do not judge me or my path
you have not walked in my shoes nor ridden my broom
do not vote for Monicas ex boy friends wife in 2016
yes I could improve my attitude
but my insurance does not cover those meds
two birds flying south
first bird--"damn I haven't seen a windshield for an hour"
second bird--"then you will just have to hold it"
a man had a flat tire on his car.
he pulled to the side of the road and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front and in back of his car.then he sat in his car and just waited
a passerby was so curious about the scene that he turned around and went back
"whats the trouble"he asked
"well I have a flat tire"the first man answered
the passerby asked"but why do you have bouquets in front and back of your car?"
"well"the first man replied"you know what they say,when you break down always put flares in front and back of your car
do not judge me or my path br you have not walked ... (
show quote)
That poor fella had an accent, but I wonder if it got him help changing his tire.
That MUST have been a DAMN YANKEE,DEMONCRAT,with the flat tire,Hell,We uns from the south,would have kept driving on the flat tire,til the tire came off of the rim,then we woulda drove faster,,,Very hard to keep a TRUE SOUTHERNER on the side of the road..
badbobby wrote:
that's okay Paul
it took me a while
and I posted it 8-) :lol: :lol:
Thanks for giving me a chuckle this day. After the last four days of being home alone, I needed one and here you were, just in the nick of time!! Saved the day, you did!!
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