Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
I love old people!
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
I love old people!
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thank you Elwood
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
Elwood wrote:
Going the e-mail rounds. :lol: :lol:
A little old lady is walking around in a supermarket calling out, Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says, 'Mam, the Crisco is in aisle 3.'
The woman replies, 'Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking stuff. I'm calling my husband. He's in here somewhere'
The clerk is astonished. 'Your husband's name is Crisco?'
The woman answers, 'Oh no, no, no. I only call him that when we're out in public'
'I see,' said the clerk. 'What do you call him at home?'
'Lard ass.'
I love old people!
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:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That's hilarious. Reminds me when I was married. I had pet names for my wife like cupcake, and baby girl. She called me shithead. God in His wisdom released me from that hell on earth and I am so very grateful. Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm free at last.
Rufus wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: That's hilarious. Reminds me when I was married. I had pet names for my wife like cupcake, and baby girl. She called me shithead. God in His wisdom released me from that hell on earth and I am so very grateful. Free at last, free at last. Thank God Almighty I'm free at last.
:lol: :lol: Good on you mate. :mrgreen:
badbobby wrote:
thank you Elwood
I'm old :!: :!:
and I aint tellin what Mama calls me :lol: :lol:
No doubt they are sweet and endearing - you just don't want the other fellows to be jealous. :thumbup:
Yet a man would never say such a thing and expect to live or ever "see it again"
Another good one! :mrgreen:
Shawn64 wrote:
Yet a man would never say such a thing and expect to live or ever "see it again"
Another good one! :mrgreen:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. :mrgreen:
Elwood wrote:
:lol: :lol: You are right about that. :mrgreen:
We learn well, don't we. :shock: :thumbup:
Shawn64 wrote:
We learn well, don't we. :shock: :thumbup:
Yup. It is called conditioning. :lol: :lol:
Rufus wrote:
I call it FEAR.
and you are correct :thumbup: :thumbup:
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