Never Question a Drunk...
Jun 12, 2015 12:23:08 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk...
A young lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she
selected to buy:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly Stated, 'You must be single.
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her ; 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that, she said ??
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly !!
A young lady was shopping at the local supermarket where she
selected to buy:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly Stated, 'You must be single.
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her ; 'Yes you are correct. But how on earth did you know that, she said ??
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly !!
Jun 12, 2015 12:29:01 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk... br br br A... (show quote)
LMAO! :thumbup:
Jun 12, 2015 12:41:05 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk... br br br A... (show quote)
Good one, Don. Even drunk, he could see that :!: :!: She must have been homelier than a hedge fence (as the saying goes).
Jun 12, 2015 12:45:58 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk...
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly !!
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly !!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hah! I didn't see that coming. Good one.
Jun 12, 2015 12:56:22 #
Jun 12, 2015 15:17:17 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk... br br br A... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :XD: :XD:
Even I was trying to figure it out from the items...good one Don.
Jun 13, 2015 11:31:19 #
Jun 13, 2015 21:50:10 #
BearK wrote:
Good one, Don. Even drunk, he could see that :!: :!: She must have been homelier than a hedge fence (as the saying goes).
ugly is only skin deep
but beauty goes clear to the bone
i'll bet the lass had a beautiful heart :thumbdown:
Jun 13, 2015 23:56:19 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Some Humor: Never Question a Drunk... br br br A... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 14, 2015 06:14:13 #
badbobby wrote:
ugly is only skin deep
but beauty goes clear to the bone
i'll bet the lass had a beautiful heart :thumbdown:
but beauty goes clear to the bone
i'll bet the lass had a beautiful heart :thumbdown:
BB you've said something profound (for a change).
Beauty can attract you, and open a door,
But personality and intelligence can end up winning the day.
:thumbup:
Jun 14, 2015 10:41:20 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
BearK wrote:
BB you've said something profound (for a change).
Beauty can attract you, and open a door,
But personality and intelligence can end up winning the day.
:thumbup:
Beauty can attract you, and open a door,
But personality and intelligence can end up winning the day.
:thumbup:
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It was a simple joke, to smile at, not make profound observation...
JUST SMILE, or NOT!!!
Jun 14, 2015 12:38:04 #
BearK wrote:
BB you've said something profound (for a change).
Beauty can attract you, and open a door,
But personality and intelligence can end up winning the day.
:thumbup:
Beauty can attract you, and open a door,
But personality and intelligence can end up winning the day.
:thumbup:
well said Bear
and thank you
I think :thumbup:
Jun 14, 2015 12:38:55 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It was a simple joke, to smile at, not make profound observation...
JUST SMILE, or NOT!!!
It was a simple joke, to smile at, not make profound observation...
JUST SMILE, or NOT!!!
don't be so touchy Don :roll:
Jun 14, 2015 12:49:27 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
badbobby wrote:
don't be so touchy Don :roll:
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I guess you're right, but, big BUT...
Seems with in a short time what ever the original post (tread) was its destroyed by the same group(s) of people...
A jokes a joke...
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