Herman James volunteered for the Marine Corps fifty one years ago.
On his first day in basic training the Marines issued him a comb.
That afternoon they cut off all his hair.
On the second morning they issued him a tooth brush.
that afternoon they yanked seven of his teeth.
On the third morning they issued him a jock strap.
The Marine Corps has been looking for Herman for the last fifty one years.
A mechanic had just finished working on a car when he saw a Cardiologist he had repaired a vehicle for.
The mechanic shouted across the garage to the Cardiologist."Hey Doc come take a look at this motor."
THe Cardiologist walked over to the mechanic.
The mechanic wiping his hands on a grease rag said."Look at this engine Doc,I opened it up ,took out its heart,repaired or replaced everything damaged and put it all back together.when I was through it worked just like new.,so tell me Doc why is it that I make forty thousand a year,while you make over a million when we basicly do the same kind of work"?
The Cardiologist just replied".Try doing it with the engine running"!!!
Mouse I know you wanted to either cuss me or laugh
which? :lol:
badbobby wrote:
Mouse I know you wanted to either cuss me or laugh
which? :lol:
:thumbup: Did you find my joke? I put it in the wrong place.
That's the issue with our Liberal friends. They do believe that both men should get a "living wage" no matter what they do or how they got there.
Thanks Bob, both jokes are good ones!
mouset783 wrote:
:thumbup: Did you find my joke? I put it in the wrong place.
guess you misaimed (is that a word?)
no joke here :lol: :lol:
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