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Why Women Make Better Assassins
Apr 13, 2017 16:21:39   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Why Women Make Better Assassins

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. K**l her."




The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.”




The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't k**l my wife.”
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so
take your wife and go home.“


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions to k**l her husband. She took
the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,
wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said.
"I had to k**l him with the chair.”

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Apr 13, 2017 17:39:22   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Why Women Make Better Assassins

The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all the
background checks, interviews and testing were done, there
were three finalists: two men and a woman.
For the final test, the C I A agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no
matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find
your wife sitting in a chair. K**l her."




The man said, "You can't be serious. I could
never shoot my wife.”
The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job.
Take your wife and go home.”




The second man was given the same instructions. He
took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for
about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his
eyes, "I tried, but I can't k**l my wife.”
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so
take your wife and go home.“


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given
the same instructions to k**l her husband. She took
the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing, and
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman,
wiping sweat from her brow.
"The gun was loaded with blanks," she said.
"I had to k**l him with the chair.”
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Apr 14, 2017 11:53:58   #
boatbob2
 
Have you guys noticed the word assassain,describes the best part of a lot of women??? ASS...ASS...ain

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Apr 14, 2017 19:30:30   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
Have you guys noticed the word assassain,describes the best part of a lot of women??? ASS...ASS...ain


you always have an open mind bb

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