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New United Airlines Slogans
Apr 13, 2017 14:38:00   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
New United Airlines Slogans

1. Enjoy a complimentary copy of "SkyMaul" on each and every United flight.

2. United Airlines. "Putting the 'hospital' back in hospitality"

3. "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating".

4. United Airlines App: "Now with new D**g and Drop feature"

5. Southwest logo: "We beat the competition. Not You".

6. "Fly United and you'll have a *bloody* good time."

7. "Making sure doctors DON'T get to their hospitals".

8. "Our prices are unbeatable. Our customers are not. "

9. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. So will your face be when we're done with you".

10. "United. Now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights

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Apr 13, 2017 15:03:48   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New United Airlines Slogans

1. Enjoy a complimentary copy of "SkyMaul" on each and every United flight.

2. United Airlines. "Putting the 'hospital' back in hospitality"

3. "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating".

4. United Airlines App: "Now with new D**g and Drop feature"

5. Southwest logo: "We beat the competition. Not You".

6. "Fly United and you'll have a *bloody* good time."

7. "Making sure doctors DON'T get to their hospitals".

8. "Our prices are unbeatable. Our customers are not. "

9. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. So will your face be when we're done with you".

10. "United. Now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
New United Airlines Slogans br br 1. Enjoy a comp... (show quote)



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Apr 13, 2017 15:03:51   #
Docadhoc Loc: Elsewhere
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New United Airlines Slogans

1. Enjoy a complimentary copy of "SkyMaul" on each and every United flight.

2. United Airlines. "Putting the 'hospital' back in hospitality"

3. "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating".

4. United Airlines App: "Now with new D**g and Drop feature"

5. Southwest logo: "We beat the competition. Not You".

6. "Fly United and you'll have a *bloody* good time."

7. "Making sure doctors DON'T get to their hospitals".

8. "Our prices are unbeatable. Our customers are not. "

9. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. So will your face be when we're done with you".

10. "United. Now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
New United Airlines Slogans br br 1. Enjoy a comp... (show quote)


11. "United. Where we always have room for you. Unless we don't."

12. "Making your experience memorable".

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Apr 13, 2017 15:49:16   #
Mr Bombastic
 
Docadhoc wrote:
11. "United. Where we always have room for you. Unless we don't."

12. "Making your experience memorable".


On a side note: Airline attendants wanted. A background in mixed martial arts is preferred...Interpersonal sk**ls not a requirement.

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Apr 14, 2017 11:51:24   #
boatbob2
 
We beat YOU,not the competition,should be a united slogan..

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Apr 14, 2017 19:10:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New United Airlines Slogans

1. Enjoy a complimentary copy of "SkyMaul" on each and every United flight.

2. United Airlines. "Putting the 'hospital' back in hospitality"

3. "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating".

4. United Airlines App: "Now with new D**g and Drop feature"

5. Southwest logo: "We beat the competition. Not You".

6. "Fly United and you'll have a *bloody* good time."

7. "Making sure doctors DON'T get to their hospitals".

8. "Our prices are unbeatable. Our customers are not. "

9. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. So will your face be when we're done with you".

10. "United. Now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
New United Airlines Slogans br br 1. Enjoy a comp... (show quote)


gooduns Salty


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Apr 14, 2017 19:14:53   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Docadhoc wrote:
11. "United. Where we always have room for you. Unless we don't."

12. "Making your experience memorable".


excellent add ons Doc

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Apr 14, 2017 19:15:47   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
boatbob2 wrote:
We beat YOU,not the competition,should be a united slogan..



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Apr 15, 2017 07:56:41   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New United Airlines Slogans

1. Enjoy a complimentary copy of "SkyMaul" on each and every United flight.

2. United Airlines. "Putting the 'hospital' back in hospitality"

3. "Not enough seating, prepare for a beating".

4. United Airlines App: "Now with new D**g and Drop feature"

5. Southwest logo: "We beat the competition. Not You".

6. "Fly United and you'll have a *bloody* good time."

7. "Making sure doctors DON'T get to their hospitals".

8. "Our prices are unbeatable. Our customers are not. "

9. "Roses are red. Violets are blue. So will your face be when we're done with you".

10. "United. Now offering BOTH red eye and black eye flights
New United Airlines Slogans br br 1. Enjoy a comp... (show quote)


Lolol, very good!

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