Beware of the Wind!!!!
Apr 12, 2017 22:21:46 #
Apr 12, 2017 22:56:05 #
PaulPisces wrote:
It can really blow us all off course!
Damn Paul, you had me going there. Here I came in all huffed up thinking I was going to have to defend wind power and now all I feel is the need for is a drink...
Apr 13, 2017 00:28:03 #
PaulPisces wrote:
It can really blow us all off course!
The f*ggot thinks he's got jokes.
But the true joke is the f*ggot.
Right ?..........................PUNK ?
Apr 13, 2017 00:30:17 #
PeterS wrote:
Damn Paul, you had me going there. Here I came in all huffed up thinking I was going to have to defend wind power and now all I feel is the need for is a drink...
Zip it dimwit.
Humor ain't your strong point.
Stupefaction is your chosen profession.
You spineless............jellyfish !
Apr 13, 2017 09:13:54 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
Wolf counselor wrote:
The f*ggot thinks he's got jokes.
But the true joke is the f*ggot.
Right ?..........................PUNK ?
But the true joke is the f*ggot.
Right ?..........................PUNK ?
You are obviously on the wrong medication. I recommend Zyprexa.
Apr 13, 2017 09:15:49 #
lpnmajor
Loc: Arkansas
PaulPisces wrote:
It can really blow us all off course!
There was a time when my truck only knew the way to the liquor store, because no matter where I thought I was going, that's where I wound up. Since I stopped drinking, I can go to all kinds of places! Did you know there are places that sell food?
Apr 13, 2017 11:33:34 #
PaulPisces wrote:
It can really blow us all off course!
it is an ill wind that doesn't blow us to some Jack, Paul
Apr 13, 2017 13:14:13 #
You reminded me of a story my father told me. During the depression he worked for a coal & ice company. My dad delivered coal to homes. One day he reported to work and was told that the fella that drove the ice wagon had died and my dad was to make the deliveries. My dad said, "But I don't know the route" to which the owner told him not to worry the horse knows. Sure enough the horse stopped in front of every place on the list. But what surprised my dad was the horse also stopped at every saloon along the route and wouldn't move until my dad went in and came out again.
Apr 13, 2017 16:40:10 #
F.D.R. wrote:
You reminded me of a story my father told me. Duri... (show quote)
Now that was funny. Thanks for the laughs.
Apr 13, 2017 18:53:13 #
I had a friend,named Jimmy, 105 years old,I asked him how he got to be that old,he told me,that when he was working,he delivered WHISKY to all the bars in some sections of NYC,he said at every bar,he would have a shot of whisky,he said he got so pickled,over the years,that Jesus wouldnt let him in,so he had to stay on earth,til he dried out, He died,after falling out of a 70 foot tall tree,while trimming branches,Im thinking Jesus,took pity on Jimmy,and let him come home.
Apr 13, 2017 20:31:30 #
boatbob2 wrote:
I had a friend,named Jimmy, 105 years old,I asked him how he got to be that old,he told me,that when he was working,he delivered WHISKY to all the bars in some sections of NYC,he said at every bar,he would have a shot of whisky,he said he got so pickled,over the years,that Jesus wouldnt let him in,so he had to stay on earth,til he dried out, He died,after falling out of a 70 foot tall tree,while trimming branches,Im thinking Jesus,took pity on Jimmy,and let him come home.
I'm thinkin
that at 105 years old
he shouldn't be climbing trees
course--if that was his only way up?---
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